Ew...there's nothing worse than straight boys trying to explain sex...except straight boys trying to pigeonhole people based on their own limited sexual experiences.
Live a little and then you might vaguely have some legitimacy when telling people where they fit in on your sexuality scale.
"You are metaphysicians. You can prove anything by metaphysics; and having done so, every metaphysician can prove every other metaphysician wrong--to his own satisfaction. You are anarchists in the realm of thought. And you are mad cosmos-makers. Each of you dwells in a cosmos of his own making, created out of his own fancies and desires. You do not know the real world in which you live, and your thinking has no place in the real world except in so far as it is phenomena of mental aberration." -
The Iron Heel by Jack London
"Hazards exist that are not marked" - some bar in Chelsea