Let's see if my brain is still functioning then shall we?
Regrettably, you are not reasoning as clearly as you were at one time.
You say it is an obviously made-up story, but that only seems to be obvious to a particular type of people.
The "particular type of people" happen to be the type of people who are concerned about truth and have developed pretty good abilities at determining what is truth.
I'm not concerned with your religion. It is within your rights to observe whatever religion you wish. But you ought to be able to recognize when stories are obviously made up. You might still choose to believe such stories on the basis of faith. But it is wrong for you to accuse others of not valuing truth just because they do not choose to accept obviously made up stories.
Jesus was a liberal hippie