It was my sweet sixteen and I had a huge crush on a senior that was destined for failure. My stupid sister planned her wedding for the next day, so no one in my family remembered it was my birthday. Boy, did my mom feel like crap when she realized what happened! I ended up sleeping on the couch since my stinky grandparents had commandeered my bedroom, and this geek made a small fortune selling peeks at my underwear.
Happy Birthday, Trixie!
Edited by ooh-child, : No reason given.