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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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this reminds me of the Uxbridge English dictionary which originates on a radio panel show called "I'm sorry I don't have a clue" on BBC radio4
http://www.alspcs.com/main.html here's a few samples: AbominableTo initate the countdown timer on an explosive device. AlgorismWell known saying of an American enviromental campaigner. ArtichokeAn allergy to paintings. HerbivoreAn animal that only eats Volks Wagon Beetles. KindredFear of one's own family. ThinkingA slim monarch.
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...
It was tense. |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
TRILOGY:
What hat do you wear to a sad funeral? Somberero. To a happy funeral? Awesomebrero. To 1st World War commemoration? The Sommebrero |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
what's blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff. |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
Did you hear the one about the blacksmith's dog?
He made a bolt for the door... |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other
. . . . . . . "How the f*ck do you drive this thing?" |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
double post
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/...-election-mainly-about-bum-sex
"As the US presidential election campaign enters its last days, pollsters say the result is still on a knife-edge. Whilst flag worship remains an issue for some, the electorate is split almost evenly over the crucial question or whether or not the right of people with the same number of penises or vaginas as each other to make their relationship official is any of their fucking business."
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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That's just awful and should be deleted.
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey...
But I turned it round, And that's what its all about... |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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At a job interview.
"What would you say was your greatest weakness?" "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think."
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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I got talking to a girl at the bar.
"So," she said. "What do you dislike about yourself?" I replied, "I often mislead people." "Really?" she asked. I said, "No."
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1310 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
In the local superclusters picture, at the top left, just below the capricornus supercluster.
is that the "Cock and Balls" supercluster?
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