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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Dr Adequate writes: But the problem here is that people have different interests. I, for example, am exceptionally smart, and it is in my interest that everyone else on this forum should tangibly acknowledge this fact by becoming my slaves. But you're not going to, because you in fact believe that your interests are as valid as mine even though you can never hope to aspire to my god-like intellect. Is it still arrogance if you actually are better than everyone else?
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I can't wait to see what the rest of the evidence is,... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v...
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Please tell me which is the best military? Well, you know, Canada has never lost a war. How 'bout you guys?
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
That is pretty funny coming from a some fat guy with a set of balls on his chin.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I suppose if you are going to blow yourself up for Allah, what's a little sodomy on the side?
quote: Source AbE; I shudder to think what this will do to airport security Edited by Dogmafood, : No reason given.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined:
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quote: I was laughing until I realized that I wasn't reading the Onion...and then I really laughed...and then I felt sad.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
But we already know you don't really have to be that accurate when you're bashing the Right. Well no you don't as it is a pretty broad target. Upon reflection though I agree that it's not all that funny. Here is some real humour for you
I think that is a bible on the floor.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I play chess online under the same username that I have here.
So I was playing some random player and after ten minutes of silence the guy says, "Dogmafood eh?" I replied, "Yeah I brought it with me from another site for a tournament. Its a long story." We play in silence for another 15 minutes or so and then he says... "Are you Catholic?"
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
quote: quote: Source
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Sarcasm I guess. Not very funny but certainly a joke.
If it is not laughable that some biologist convinced a judge that the weather was to blame then I don't know what is. Funny in a mad sort of way. Sorry to have fowled up the thread.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Horse meat? It has to better than the Lipizzan assholes that they put in the hot dogs.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined:
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
"I'm a Rotarian." Pretty smooth.
Let me pause here a moment to assure you that I went gustatorily native in Asia Yeah I don't know that I could ever willingly bring myself to eat a chicken's foot or a pig's brain. I suppose that it is all just protein but still. Did you ever try the dog?
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
If there is a God and this is a picture of the universe,
can we deduce that God must be some kind of egg laying bird?
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I have always considered my ambidexterity to be a blessing.
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