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Topic: Humour VII
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 12 of 1042 (649387)
01-23-2012 6:31 AM
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Reply to: Message 11 by Trixie
01-23-2012 5:23 AM
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Re: Oops!!
Prof. S. Hawking writes: I wouldn't be here today if it were not for the NHS. I have received a large amount of high quality treatment without which I would not have survived.
It should be illegal for politicians to mislead the public.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 70 of 1042 (654318)
02-29-2012 6:36 AM
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Reply to: Message 68 by onifre
02-29-2012 6:02 AM
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Re: is this
onifre writes: How many Mexicans, South American and inter-city kids do you think Canada and the UK have in their schools?
Yeah - British and Canadian schools are much better than the US at teaching children from different ethnic backgrounds. I think it is predominantly because we don't hate children simply because of their race.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 76 of 1042 (654345)
02-29-2012 11:57 AM
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Reply to: Message 73 by onifre
02-29-2012 10:10 AM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: Those numbers, if they only reflected private schools, prep schools, and non-inter city public schools, would be seriously different.
And if those numbers from Canada and the UK only reflected private schools, prep schools, and non-intercity public schools then they would still be ahead of the US.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 85 of 1042 (654361)
02-29-2012 5:13 PM
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Reply to: Message 80 by onifre
02-29-2012 12:39 PM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: Panda writes: And if those numbers from Canada and the UK only reflected private schools, prep schools, and non-intercity public schools then they would still be ahead of the US.
Umm, no they wouldn't.
They definitely would. Wow - this is almost like a real argument - but without any facts. All you have are figures plucked from thin air. On the other hand - Frako linked accurate figures showing how uneducated the US is. Maybe you should start educating your uneducated...Yeah, I know - a radical idea. Edited by Panda, : No reason given.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 87 of 1042 (654364)
02-29-2012 5:40 PM
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Reply to: Message 86 by onifre
02-29-2012 5:30 PM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: Oh yeah, great figures. Bias figures that only take public school percentages, usually - we don't even know how they score it - and never include the private school's and prep school's.... pulease. Anti-American BS if you ask me.
I can hear the sound of you plucking more 'facts' from your arse... You really need to find a different source of information. Your country is an embarrassment. Now that is a fact! Edited by Panda, : No reason given.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 92 of 1042 (654377)
02-29-2012 7:32 PM
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Reply to: Message 91 by onifre
02-29-2012 7:11 PM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: We're not the one's embarrassed.
I said that your country was an embarrassment. Your self-awareness is not a requirement.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 94 of 1042 (654379)
02-29-2012 7:34 PM
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Reply to: Message 93 by Straggler
02-29-2012 7:33 PM
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Re: schools
Straggler writes: Oni writes: ..biggest military... But not the best?
Not the biggest either.
Straggler writes: Oni writes: ..best athletes... Probably.
Weirdly, America only produces good Olympic swimmers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/...f_multiple_Olympic_gold_medalists Edited by Panda, : No reason given.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 96 of 1042 (654381)
02-29-2012 7:39 PM
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Reply to: Message 95 by onifre
02-29-2012 7:37 PM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: Biggest AND the best.
Your arse must be nearly empty after pulling out so many of these claims.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 100 of 1042 (654386)
02-29-2012 8:05 PM
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Reply to: Message 98 by onifre
02-29-2012 7:44 PM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: Please tell me which is the best military?
Good. You finally admit that you don't know who has the best military. I see that you have also abandoned the 'biggest' claim. Have you realised that you don't know who has the biggest army either?
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 104 of 1042 (654390)
02-29-2012 8:55 PM
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Reply to: Message 102 by onifre
02-29-2012 8:18 PM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that.
Again - your arse is making noises as you extract these claims. Is your butt-hole the only source of information that you have?
onifre writes: Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that The Ten Largest Military.
You have confused 'biggest' with 'most expensive'. That is an understandable mistake to make considering the poor educational standards of your country.
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 107 of 1042 (654411)
03-01-2012 7:49 AM
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Reply to: Message 105 by onifre
02-29-2012 9:06 PM
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Re: schools
onifre writes: Well until you provide proof to the contrary, the US will remain the best in my opinion based on what I've seen. Arse.
Ah yes - you make a claim and then refuse to support it with evidence, but instead demand that others prove you wrong. That is conclusive proof of where your assertions originate from.
onifre writes: The ten largest military, number 1 is the US. I've provided the link. I don't know what you're blabbing about. Arse.
Your lack of comprehension is not a surprise. But if it helps - try to quote (from your own link) how large the American army is, without using currency as the unit of measurement.
onifre writes: Well I am the son of a poor Cuban immigrant, so I'll try to keep up. Forgive any short comings I may have, I'm not so white you see. Arse.
I never thought you were white - simply ignorant, chauvinistic and racist. And I have not seen anything to suggest otherwise. p.s. You keep putting the word 'Arse' at the end of your sentences? Is it your signature?
If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 165 of 1042 (657471)
03-28-2012 6:07 PM
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Reply to: Message 164 by rueh
03-28-2012 3:43 PM
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Re: Word play
Volumptuous (adj.): Too curvy to be sexy.
My girlfriend's mother.
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage. Stop carrying it!
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 186 of 1042 (658471)
04-05-2012 10:04 AM
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Reply to: Message 185 by Tangle
04-05-2012 9:46 AM
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You asked for it...
Q: What do you call a blind deer? A: No idea. Q: What do you call a dead blind deer? A: Still no idea.
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage. Stop carrying it!
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 193 of 1042 (658519)
04-05-2012 3:13 PM
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Reply to: Message 192 by frako
04-05-2012 12:37 PM
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Wall of Text crits your for over 9000!
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage. Stop carrying it!
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Panda
Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: 10-04-2010
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Message 236 of 1042 (660568)
04-27-2012 6:09 AM
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Reply to: Message 234 by Heathen
04-27-2012 5:51 AM
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Heathen writes: Bollocks.. can't get this to embed...
Click the 'Share' button under the YouTube video and then click the 'Embed' button that appears. Copy and paste the link that is displayed. Edited by Panda, : No reason given. Edited by Panda, : No reason given. Edited by Panda, : No reason given.
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage. Stop carrying it!
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