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Author Topic:   Humour VII
AdminModulous
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Message 1 of 1042 (647824)
01-11-2012 12:57 PM


A continuation of Humor VI. Please be funny, or alert us to others being funny.

Dr Adequate
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Message 2 of 1042 (648049)
01-12-2012 9:05 PM


SMBC
Zach Weiner used to do single-frame jokes, now he's practically writing graphic novels ...

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Message 3 of 1042 (648075)
01-13-2012 4:42 AM



herebedragons
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Message 4 of 1042 (648196)
01-13-2012 7:56 PM


Kids say the darnedest things
My 5 Year old, Tyler (while looking at a clothes hanger): Hey you could use this as a cooperang
Me: What's a cooperang?
Tyler: Well, if there is a bad guy who likes to hurt kids, then you could throw it at him and hit him in the neck!

Tyler: Dad! Did you see that blue and red light (in the sky)?
Me: No? What was it?
Tyler: I don't know.
Me: Maybe it was a alien spaceship.
Tyler: Nah, it was something way cooler than that.

From a children's book, Junie B. Jones, that I was reading him.
Mother (on the phone) "I had better not get another call from the principal, Junie B. Do you understand me? Do you, Do you?"
Junie B. looks at the principal
"My mom says not to call her anymore."


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Message 5 of 1042 (648297)
01-14-2012 9:26 AM


Humility is a virtue
Dr Adequate writes:

But the problem here is that people have different interests. I, for example, am exceptionally smart, and it is in my interest that everyone else on this forum should tangibly acknowledge this fact by becoming my slaves. But you're not going to, because you in fact believe that your interests are as valid as mine even though you can never hope to aspire to my god-like intellect.

Is it still arrogance if you actually are better than everyone else?


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Message 6 of 1042 (648389)
01-15-2012 7:58 AM


HEHEH i laughed my arse off.


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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Message 7 of 1042 (648519)
01-16-2012 9:41 AM


Yes we can pray it away ...
Found on https://www.facebook.com/#!/WHOF1

Please join me in asking Michelle to abandon her evil ways, repent, and find love.

Enjoy.


we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
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Message 8 of 1042 (648520)
01-16-2012 9:44 AM


It's so sinister ...
another one

Some of my best friends are ...

Enjoy


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Message 9 of 1042 (649190)
01-21-2012 10:49 AM



“Mythology is what we call someone else’s religion.” Joseph Campbell

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Message 10 of 1042 (649376)
01-23-2012 3:26 AM


Ray Comfort Book

Just when you think: "No, no, they can't get any stupider" ... they get stupider.


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Message 11 of 1042 (649381)
01-23-2012 5:23 AM


Oops!!
I had a number of reactions to the following. See if yours are in the same order as mine or if you have any that I didn't have (apologies if this has been discussed. I did a search and didn't find anything).

1. Total disbelief, I had to read it 3 times to be sure it was saying what it was saying
2. Anger that someone as ignorant of Stephen Hawking would make such a statement.
3. Rolled about on the floor, suffering from breathing dfficulties, commonly called hee-ing and hawing like a donkey.

In the debate about health reforms in the US an editorial in Investors Business Daily said

"people such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the UK, where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

I can't link to the original as I'm now just getting an error message.


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Message 12 of 1042 (649387)
01-23-2012 6:31 AM
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01-23-2012 5:23 AM


Re: Oops!!
Prof. S. Hawking writes:

I wouldn't be here today if it were not for the NHS.

I have received a large amount of high quality treatment without which I would not have survived.


It should be illegal for politicians to mislead the public.

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Message 13 of 1042 (649392)
01-23-2012 8:40 AM
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01-23-2012 6:31 AM


Re: Oops!!
It should be illegal for politicians to mislead the public.

Um that's like saying it should be illegal for a plumber to do plumbing works.


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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Message 14 of 1042 (649609)
01-24-2012 3:21 PM


hehe makes sense


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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Message 15 of 1042 (649873)
01-26-2012 7:26 AM


love this guys stuff


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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