Humour VII

There is a joke in there somewhere - something about a fire hose in Hell....

I'm working on stuff. Romney has been a gift from the comedy gods. And so has Clint Eastwood!- Oni

I was perfectly happy being miserable as fuck this evening, until I hit that 2min mark

I was waiting for the joke, watched the whole thing..... I must say the dancing near the end was worth it.

That dude looks like if he comes to your door and is unable to convert you, he'll eat your goddamn soul himself.Edited by hooah212002, : No reason given.

Is this what fundies think is "hip" and "cool"? Wow that was painful. Funny but painful.

(with apologies to Paul Simon)"The problem is all inside your head'" she said to me.
"The answer is easy if you think deceptively.
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be V.
There must be fifty ways to be a liar."She said, "It's really not my habit to campaign.
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost in the refrain.
If you repeat yourself at the next stop of the train
They won't believe you are a liar.""You just fib on the track, Jack.
Lie about the debt, Chet.
It doesn't need to be true, Hugh,
Just listen to me.
Prevaricate, Nate
No truth in the debate, Tate.
Spread a little myth, Biff
And make yourself V."She said, "It grieves me so,
Factcheckers cause you pain.
I wish there was something you could do
Except to lie again."
I said, "I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways?"She said, "Why don't we both
Make up same facts tonight
And I believe in the morning no one will notice they're not right."
And when they dissed me, I realized she probably was right.
There must be fifty ways to be a liar.
Fifty ways to be a liar.There's the one about the plant, Grant.
And don't forget Medicare, Larr.
Be coy about his birth, Mirth
And they'll listen to me.
Prevaricate, Nate
No truth in the debate, Tate.
Spread a little myth, Biff
And make myself V.

I don't know about humor, but I find such procedures asinine. people should have respect for the dead, not force their mythology on them.

The only known photo of Karl Marx and Obama together.

Why is Karl doing a Napoleon Bonaparte impression....?

That was taken in the infancy of photography, before they figured out how to get the hands right.{removing tongue from cheek}Everybody knows how hard doing hands can be, which is why the Simpsons have 4-digits instead of 5 and why Napoleon's portrait had his hand tucked into his vest.