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Topic: Humour VII
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Pressie
Member Posts: 2082 From: Pretoria, SA Joined: 06-18-2010
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Re: Caption Competition
"Aaron, meet Jesus. He will explain to you why He decided to come back to earth before most of The Chosen People moved to their Promised Land. Also why they rather set up camp in the US."
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Stile
Member Posts: 3863 From: Ontario, Canada Joined: 12-02-2004
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Re: Caption Competition
Business Man: See all those lights? I built that.
Jesus: Have you heard of the sun?
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1.61803
Member Posts: 2926 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: 02-19-2004 Member Rating: 5.1
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Re: Caption Competition
"Please to meet Choo, hope you can guess my name.."
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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onifre
Member (Idle past 1293 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Re: Caption Competition
"Who's the brown guy, Jesus?"- Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3811 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Re: Caption Competition
"As you requested, Mr. Christ, Ted Cruz here will be your body double for that scene on the hill." Edited by Omnivorous, : He also pimped your Harley.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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xongsmith
Member Posts: 1923 From: massachusetts US Joined: 01-01-2009 Member Rating: 3.7
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Message 966 of 1042 (709458)
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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new caption contest
Voice over: "Good Morning! Here are your assignments today..."
Thought bubble "Oh no...do I have to play the Fox again?"
- xongsmith, 5.7d
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Dr Adequate
Member Posts: 16107 Joined: 07-20-2006 Member Rating: 8.3
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Message 967 of 1042 (709467)
10-26-2013 7:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
"I thought it was meant to be fancy dress, so I came as a fox. Yes, it is very convincing, isn't it?"
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frako
Member Posts: 2823 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 968 of 1042 (709468)
10-26-2013 8:04 PM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
Guys there are reports of a spy among us be alert.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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AZPaul3
Member Posts: 4787 From: Phoenix Joined: 11-06-2006 Member Rating: 4.9
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Message 969 of 1042 (709473)
10-26-2013 10:18 PM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
"George? I smell a fo ..."
"Quite, Sid, watch the show."
"But George, I really smell a fo ..."
"Think she'll turn around and lift her tail?"
"What? Oww, that'd be neat!"
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Granny Magda
Member Posts: 2381 From: UK Joined: 11-12-2007
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Message 970 of 1042 (709480)
10-27-2013 7:01 AM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
"No, I haven't heard of Stockholm Syndrome, why do you ask?" Mutate and Survive
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3811 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 971 of 1042 (709482)
10-27-2013 9:14 AM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
"Canids of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!" Edited by Omnivorous, : Woof!
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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ringo
Member Posts: 17673 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005 Member Rating: 3.1
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Message 972 of 1042 (709498)
10-27-2013 2:57 PM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
"Redheads have more fun? Come on, notice me!"
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frako
Member Posts: 2823 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 973 of 1042 (709619)
10-28-2013 6:43 PM
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The results of the crockoduck awards are in
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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CosmicChimp
Member Posts: 306 From: Muenchen Bayern Deutschland Joined: 06-15-2007
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Message 974 of 1042 (709642)
10-28-2013 9:39 PM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
quote:
"She's a brick house!"
or along that line: quote:
That's one hot bitch!
Or maybe, quote:
"...Whatever do they see in that fire hydrant? I'll never know."
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frako
Member Posts: 2823 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 975 of 1042 (709658)
10-29-2013 9:35 AM
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Ok my american friends i just have to ask who the hell looked at the chancellor of Germany and said id tap that.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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