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Pressie Member Posts: 2102 From: Pretoria, SA Joined: |
"Aaron, meet Jesus. He will explain to you why He decided to come back to earth before most of The Chosen People moved to their Promised Land. Also why they rather set up camp in the US."
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Stile Member Posts: 4065 From: Ontario, Canada Joined: Member Rating: 2.9 |
Business Man: See all those lights? I built that.
Jesus: Have you heard of the sun?
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 731 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"Please to meet Choo, hope you can guess my name.."
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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onifre Member (Idle past 2178 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
"Who's the brown guy, Jesus?"
- Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3851 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 2.9
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"As you requested, Mr. Christ, Ted Cruz here will be your body double for that scene on the hill."
Edited by Omnivorous, : He also pimped your Harley. "If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2207 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 3.1 |
Voice over: "Good Morning! Here are your assignments today..." - xongsmith, 5.7d
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 279 days) Posts: 16112 Joined: |
"I thought it was meant to be fancy dress, so I came as a fox. Yes, it is very convincing, isn't it?"
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Guys there are reports of a spy among us be alert.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 6622 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 3.0 |
"George? I smell a fo ..."
"Quite, Sid, watch the show." "But George, I really smell a fo ..." "Think she'll turn around and lift her tail?" "What? Oww, that'd be neat!"
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Granny Magda Member (Idle past 62 days) Posts: 2384 From: UK Joined:
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"No, I haven't heard of Stockholm Syndrome, why do you ask?"
Mutate and Survive
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3851 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 2.9 |
"Canids of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"
Edited by Omnivorous, : Woof! "If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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ringo Member Posts: 19516 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 2.9 |
"Redheads have more fun? Come on, notice me!"
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
The results of the crockoduck awards are in Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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CosmicChimp Member Posts: 311 From: Muenchen Bayern Deutschland Joined: |
quote:or along that line: quote: Or maybe, quote:
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Ok my american friends i just have to ask who the hell looked at the chancellor of Germany and said id tap that.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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