Humour VII

I think it would depend on several factors.Amount of alcohol consumed.
What time is it at the bar.
Plausible deniablity.
Do I really need this left arm.
You know the universal constant of a 2 at 10 or a 10 at 2.

Hilarity ensues: http://youtu.be/Knab9oQIMOQ

dunno if you got the joke, they tapped the phone of Angela Merkel the German chancellor.

All over the news here.

Like Stephen Cobert said, (paraphrasing)"I'm not sayin the president broke the law when he tapped all our phones, Im just saying it's wierd he didn't have to."

From The Fearless Vampire Killers:[a young woman tries to fend off a vampire with a cross]
Vampire: "Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire."

The funny thing is, the condom's not a bad symbol of government, given government's many prophylactic functions. In the jungle we used them to protect the barrels of our guns.One of the funniest things about this "cartoon" is that elsewhere your social conservative allies falsely claim that condoms prevent neither disease nor pregnancy. That canard nicely parallels the lies conservatives tell about government.This cartoon does two disservices: it continues the right's corrosive attack on the legitimacy of government--the us-ness of U.S.--and in the process attacks vitally important contraception and public health programs.The condom is a low cost, highly effective tool for public health and family planning (e.g., fewer teen pregnancies, fewer AIDS transmissions, & a billion fewer hungry mouths on an overloaded planet). Here, falsely, the condom is associated with abortifacients and generational genocide. A bit of latex, with the potential to save thousands of lives, about which the right has told so many lies, used to propagandize public (which is what government is) impotence: now, that's funny.In reality , Medicare delivers health care with an administrative overhead a fraction of private insurances, one of a thousand public goods and services preserved and performed by government employees efficiently and cost-effectively. But we can't have Medicare for everyone because the right passionately opposes healthcare for everyone; and Medicare and Medicaid can't get the prices Canadian consumers get because the right blocked Medicare/Medicaid price negotiations.So I guess what I'm saying is that most folks know who the dicks are, even after all the funny business with rubbers.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

1992 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin(21 December 1992, North Carolina)
Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death
in December in Newton, when, awakening to the sound of
a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone
but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special,
which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

Two peanuts walk into a bar.One was assaulted.Ba-da- bum!

I loved this depiction from a sign at a protest rally in Toronto:

Heh not anymore he don't.

Rudolph walked out of Communist Party headquarters and got into the car with his wife who was waiting to pick him up."It's snowing pretty hard," she said."That isn't snow. It's rain," he replied."I really think it's more like snow.""Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."They drove on in silence.