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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
And a so called superpower using an archaic measurement system is not the least bit funny to you.
Maby if your "intellectuals" dint have to think how many barleycorns more do they have to saw off a too short plank to make it fit, They would have enough brain capacity left to realise that creationism is a non-scientific scam. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
This is how religion sounds to me. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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Tempe 12ft Chicken Member (Idle past 1020 days) Posts: 438 From: Tempe, Az. Joined: |
I first heard this joke a different way from the book, "Dogs Don't Tell Jokes" by Louis Sachar. This was a book that I read growing up
From the book:
The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity. - Richard Dawkins Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. - Issac Asimov If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die. - Neil Degrasse Tyson What would Buddha do? Nothing! What does the Buddhist terrorist do? Goes into the middle of the street, takes the gas, *pfft*, Self-Barbecue. The Christian and the Muslim on either side are yelling, "What the Fuck are you doing?" The Buddhist says, "Making you deal with your shit. - Robin Williams
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ringo Member Posts: 19517 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 2.9 |
I only remembered the punchline and had to make up the rest. It was about a communist named Rudolph though. I often remember just the punch line or everything but the punchline. It's not hard to reverse engineer a joke from the punchline but it can be hard to fit a good punchline to an otherwise unfunny story.
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Tangle Member Posts: 8479 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 2.5
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Edited by Tangle, : No reason given. Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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ringo Member Posts: 19517 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 2.9
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quote: Ah, the sinister Dexter.
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Jon Inactive Member |
I see what you did there Love your enemies!
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RAZD Member (Idle past 634 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
thaat's not roight ...
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Diomedes Member (Idle past 78 days) Posts: 973 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
Let me toss in a cat one:
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ringo Member Posts: 19517 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 2.9 |
I'm glad Mr. Linguist got that one. On a related note: one of our major Canadian grocery retailers has a house brand called Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookies. I wonder how many people know what "decadent" means. I picture a Hallowe'en cookie in which the chocolate chips are flies.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 7309 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.0 |
Is that a joke?
You do know you are confusing it with decedent don't you? Sometimes hard to tell what the humor is. Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 6626 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 3.1 |
OK, now you guys have me confused.
Are these Canadian cookies sinfully delicious (in which case I want a box) or are they dead (which you can keep)? Make up your mind(s). Is it "a" or "e"?
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ringo Member Posts: 19517 From: frozen wasteland Joined: Member Rating: 2.9 |
No, decadent. Google it. I suppose eating decadent cookies might make you a decedent.
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