Whine & Cheese

Like I said before, when parody goes on too long, it becomes stale. I'll bow out now and let you continue with Oni Tap 6 on your own.

That's what she said.- Oni

Switching teams?While I don't doubt your team's salary cap is a lot higher than mine . . . I would like to sleep at night.Besides, I'm a starting shortstop.Edited by dronester, : No reason given.

Well this just sucksWHO announced the data on liters of Alcohol consumed per capita in 188 countries, Slovenia came in 9th place at 15.2 Liters of pure alcohol consumed per person.The fucking health nut fuckers are holding us back we could easily claim first place if we kick them out.

Or you could get off your ass, train like there's no tomorrow, and drink an entire swimming pool full of alcohol. You might not make it out alive, but, by God, you'd have made history and won your country some of the prestige it so rightly deserves!

But most of us are training every day at the pub.
We are eve nice to the waitress we order at least 3 rounds at a time to so she dosent have to walk to much.

It's not really training if that's your normal level of activity. You need to take it up a notch. Order 4 rounds, but drink them in the same amount of time as you would have 3, and stay as long as you normally would. That'll be a 33% increase and when you can work your way up to swimming pools, you'll be doing Slovenia proud.

You know excessive abuse of alcohol is nothing to celebrate. It's a well known fact that it leads to weight gain. And that's a horrible thing to have happen.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

Creating. From the ground up.We'll be called: The people who hate the people that hate America, or TPWHTPTHA for short. Our blankets are made from real American flags; you'll sleep like a fetus in the womb of America.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

U health nut, the next thing ur going to say is that alcohol is as unhealthy as a big mack.

But my team is already called "The people who hate the people who hate the people who hate America," or "Up-Yours" for short. And when given birth, it will be like from a crack-whore with defects similar to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. You'll have intense intellectual disability, permanent central nervous system damage, poor cause-effect reasoning, and in some remote cases, Mormonism.

This is getting scary, Oni, likely more for you than me, in that we're in agreement on some of these non-science topics.You're quite Biblical on alcohol. It warns about the abuse of it but sanctions moderate use of it in both the Ot and NT scriptures. King David had his wine cellars, Jesus, who was not a teetotaler himself, turned the water into wine at the wedding feast and the apostle Paul advised a little of it for health. Of course, unfortunately, most of our beers and wines have nitrites and sulfate's in them to speed up the process for profit.Wifie and I drink organic non sulfate wines which have become more affordable in some of the city stores. I also drink a Rolling Rock beer in the bottle a day or every other day. I mix it with pure carrot juice and sometimes with our home processed wild grape and elderberry juice, etc so as to make a natural soda pop. Abuse of it also leads to powerful addiction. Many a person has lost their health and productive life by it. Therefore abstinence is the best for the weak willed.I never drink before driving. Here in NY our laws are so strict that one Beer can get you in serious trouble. Not only that, but unless drank with a meal, it does slow the impulses and tends toward sleepiness. Edited by Buzsaw, : Correct name

Much like religion.

Na, your wrong Jesus dint turn water in to wine the guy who rote it down misunderstood. Jesus made the worlds first pricer he added water to wine, and everybody was happy because it tasted grate. Edited by frako, : No reason given.

Nope, it was even more mundane. Jesus got there first, you see, and noticed on the chalkboard menu that they were serving water. He shook his head, sighed, and walked over, erased "Water" and replaced it with "Wine." Thus, he changed water into wine.