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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Larni writes: And they have thier sights set on my pension, the fuckers. Pension? How quaint--that's so 20th century. Once you get rid of that nanny umbilical, you'll be truly free. Soon, without any pensions, public healthcare or other government intrusions into the natural market, we'll all be rich as kings. I saw it on television."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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Jesus Christ, how can we have the balls to demand health coverage from our government when WE are the cause of our own problems? - Oni Dear Oni, Because what you do for the fattest of these, you do for me. Your friend, Jesus"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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Oni writes: Those who have lived such a life should gracefully, and proudly, bow out of this thing we call life. Your time is up when it is up. Why waste tons of money that can be better allocated to keep old people alive who nature has deemed unfit for survival? Naw, I'm gonna cling to life as hard as that dirty underwear is clinging to your ass. Despite decades of bad eating, heavy drinking, sexual license, every drug known to man (with new ones appearing every day), Bones says I still have fantastic recuperative powers. And you, young fella, are going to pay for it. There's a lot of us freaky geezers (freezers, to those in the know), and we vote. A lot. Even the GOP says I'm old enough so that I'll keep my Medicare even if they take yours, so tough titty. Either they're honorable men who will keep their word, or they've sold their souls for votes: in either case, I'm good. Close schools, shut down vaccination programs, neglect the infrastructure--what do I care? I know all I need to know, my vaccines are covered, and who cares if the roads go to shit? I've been everywhere already. While you have yet to prove you have much staying power at all. Anybody can live a few decades with the help of youthful vigor--it's the decades that require guile and deceit that really test a phenotype. So do all the sit-ups you like, kid, as long as you still bend over and pay those taxes. I'm gonna cling to life until I need transplants, and then I'm gonna hack the donor database until I find some young Republican with the right profile (maybe a Mormon) who never had a drink and never enjoyed a smoke, and push him in front of a bus moving not too fast and not too slow. That's my idea of moderation. And when some young hotshot in the lab figures out how to repair my telomeres and reverse my aging process, I'm gonna vote to make sure that the...mature citizens most at risk get that first. That's only fair. Maybe, if you've got the grit and the fire, you'll make it, too. Whatevs."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Oni writes: we could put that money to better use, like getting our girlfriends/wives breast implants. In this regard, like you on health, I prefer to recommend making wiser choices in life. Why should I pay to make your boy-like girl look more like a girl? Don't want no plastic titties: they don't feel right. Call me old-fashioned. If you want better boob options, do more sit-ups."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Oni writes: 200 sit-ups, 200 push-ups, 45min of cardio, 45min of wieght lifting, that's just this morning. I'll probably end the day with a 6-7 mile power walk. I suggest everyone do the same. That's nice. Let me know when you hit 60. I'll be in Costa Rica, getting new teeth to go with my cheap wine, good bread and young girls. Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
dronester writes: Can some administrator please check to see if Oni's account has been hijacked. He quit smoking: he's now in the zealot phase. This, too, shall pass."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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Oni writes: It's been hijacked with the #TRUTH. Let's get serious guys, we're talking free healthcare here. Let me make myself perfectly clear: I''m not proposing free healthcare for anyone but me and my generational cohorts. If you're too hurt, sick or worn down to contribute productively to the tax base that sustains my senescence, you should be culled. Keep working out, kid, that's fine--but mostly, just keep working."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Oni writes: Those who are in great physical shape with zero trace of disease or infection. Keep these people alive, and in a few generations you'll see a better species. A better species? A better species? The species produced moi--what could be better than moi? Having produced me, the species only need be good enough to sustain me. And what we have, to paraphrase Falstaff, will fill my money pit as well as better."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Dr A writes: Is there any chance we could focus a little more on the topic of this thread? Thanks. Oh the irony. Every post has been on topic, if obliquely and, sometimes (in the case of others) sardonically or satirically. Still, fine, I'll go clip my coupons."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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~1.62 writes: But dont forget just because your frozen does not exempt you from paying your taxes. Yes, but I expect my senior tax exemptions to cancel those out. There are really only two things I have left to say in this thread. First, Dr Adequate's proposition in toto is, indeed, irrefutable. The component propositions already suggest the arguments that make it so. Perhaps that is why no real opposition has been articulated from an opposing camp, and why Oni's venture sparked so many similarly natured replies, along with some ill-natured carping. Second, satire, parody, mockery and their brethren are legitimate; Dr A frequently employs them. I can understand his frustration that the thread brims with such contributions from others, but an objection from the most savage wit on the board seems a bit...well, not hypocritical, exactly, but certainly ironic. I am content with my contribution and, partly out of respect for the well constructed OP and Dr A's request, as well as considerable respect for Dr. A himself, content to wait for more substantive contributions from those opposed to public health care. I don't think we'll see them."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Tangle writes: i think that is generally correct, but here in the UK we do get regualr debates about whether a heavy smoker should receive treatment for a smoking related illness if they refuse to stop smoking, or receive a liver transplant if they carry on drinking. Fair and difficult questions. Protocols at transplant centers in the U.S. will make smokers and drinkers very low priority, if not rule them out entirely. If there were an excess of donor organs, that might not be so. "If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
oni writes: But it is documented FACT that a heathy diet and exercising program is a cure for depression. Where are these documents kept? Tryptamines are the only one-dose/long-acting cure for depression. All other options are Band-Aids on gashes. Jeez. Kids today..."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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