Well, man!
That's a pretty good list you've got going there so far. But I really, really think you need to add in a couple more points. Perhaps we can have "2. You enjoy ripping children from their mothers' womb and eating them". Or maybe that would go better between 4 and 5.
Either way, I know you certainly need an 11, "11. You actually bothered to respond to the OP in this thread with something resembling reasoned arguments instead of the snide and sarcastic ridicule such a list rightfully deserves".
Jon
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