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Thank heavens you started this thread. I had to be away from this site for a few weeks but, I wanted to start a thread about trying to get you to leave this site. I was worried that in my absense the subject wouldn't be brought up. Thankfully you had enough self-awareness to realize it's time for you to go. Scary that we were both thinking the same thing. I guess your inner self hate is equal to the outer hate I have for you.Honestly I don't know why anyone is sugar coating it for you? I for one totally despise you. It keeps me awake at night sometimes, wondering how someone like you can believe what you believe without evidence and then have the balls to type it out here into words on this forum all willy nilly. Seriously, the nerve of you. To believe it is one thing, but to type it out is just uncalled for.I would not consider you Forrest Gump though, because I highly doubt you have a successful shrimping company or that you can run as well as that man. You'd be more along the lines of Ned Flanders, I think. Because I imagine you're the kind of guy who can rock a sweet mustache.In closing, beat it.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

If you laughed then I have to send an invoice to Percy to pay me for that. Like I said before, the laughes aren't coming for free anymore so, lets make with a check, EvC.- Oni

I'll let you keep all of that. We're working on 2012, or whenever your fiscal year starts/ends. Not a bad idea. I'll run it through my editting dept and see if the boys can come up with something. After their morning exercise of course. Can't work the 14 hours I demand from them without an intense 3 hour workout, you know. It's all under control. I'm lowering it to open up my revenue possibilities. We max out at 10 so, the further I get a way from that, the more I'll make on the way up.But you'll get a detailed letter from my Jewish lawyers.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

Percy and I are negotiating; on behalf of me, shut it. Wow, that's not funny at all. You'd make no money on that one.- Oni

You said it was funny. Don't get all cunty, lady. I could turn it on hardcore if I needed too. I'd be at a 10 rating in no time. Once Percy and I work out a price you'll see me rise, bucko. You're a banana!- Oni

Yes- Oni

Not around here, at least not without compensation for that. I could literally have everyone laughing anytime I wanted, but tight pockets are preventing it.If I were you, I'd petition for this to change. Tell the management you want me paid for my humorous posts. Hopefully if enough of you do this, we can put Dark Oni to rest and get one with Funny Oni again.Come on guys, Straggler and Dronester have suffered enough without me.- Oni

What specifically?- Oni[ABE] Weren't you leaving? Or did you just need to drag this thread into another debate that can be found anywhere else on this site? Did you really need this thread? Edited by onifre, : No reason given.