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Hey, hey, hey, there's only ONE Dark Oni around here, now beat it! You know very goddamn well it was MY theory which may or may not have changed Hawking's mind.I told you this in confidence and now you claim it as your own? The nerve. That's the last time you and I stay up late talking on the phone, buddy.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

Then what is it? Troubles at home? Drugs? Boredom? Or maybe you think everyone around here was taking themselves way too serious and what started off as a game actually developed into a social experiement as to how people really enjoy listening to themselves ramble on even when you're giving them clear nonsense to respond to showing once and for all that everyone loves a troll?Cuz that would be funny to me. - Oni

I'm imagining you leaving this site... why isn't that happening yet? You're a retarded growth. Well seeing as you're on the FUCKING INTERNET, I'd say, there's been some increase in knowledge, right?- Oni

Hey guys, if you read Jet Thomson's post backwards they make perfect sense. You have to be really high though, like he was. Become the author. Peace and Love- Oni

All those edits is like watching an open mic'er think he/she is going to kill with their material, only to watch them bomb.But I'll make an attempt to sort through it. Not really. No They should be, but many have gained success "borrowing" other people's stuff. Then of course there's buying material from writers. So it's a bit of a grey area. Yes. I, again, suggest petitioning Percy to compensate me for my time here and amazing joke writing ability; if not it's more of Dark Oni I'm afraid. Unfortunately my audiences have no idea who Jet Thomson is. If they did though the material would write itself.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.