I think you take too extreme cases for both sides. I normally identify as a liberal, but there's only so far one can take that. I don't know any liberal who's that reserved in judgement, and most of my family are liberal. As a liberal, I say that I do not mind homosexuality, pornography, religions other than Christianity... I also own guns though, I'm not a "blow-heads-off-then-ask-questions" type, I just own guns. I'd use guns for defense, but I mainly use them for sporting. I do not myself nor see many other people who accept sex with 5 or 9 year-olds. I'm not personally against high school kids having at, but at that point they've got the education and mental presence to think.
You were closer with conservatives, but still off. I've got much less of an argument here because I tend to think that conservatives are too touchy about a lot of things which frankly aren't their business.
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By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. - Richard Dawkins