Mad Al writes:
Don't worry about my medication, Inadequate. The cat is taking care of me. He will skin me up a good one in a short while.
The Cat Who Owns Me, Bastet, Mistress of Fear, relates that you are disgraced in the eyes of the Tribe of Tiger.
Thus, you must wear the Hairball Badge of Dishonor forever.
May Pussy have mercy on your soul.
Otherwise, have a nice day.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."