EvC Forum: Is it possible for mermaids to exist?

Email This Thread

Newer Topic | Older Topic

Author

Topic: Is it possible for mermaids to exist?

DrJones*

Member

Posts: 2337

From: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Joined: 08-19-2004

Member Rating: 7.8

DrJones* Posts Only

Message 16 of 19 (667196)
07-03-2012 8:30 PM

Reply to: Message 13 by xongsmith
06-01-2012 3:51 PM

Re: WTF?

Just how is a human male suppose to be able to have intercourse if below her narrow waistline she is always depicted as a scaly fish (ouch!).

Reminds me of a SNL sketch with Reese Witherspoon as a mermaid trying to seduce a stranded sailor:

"I have lady parts up here but my hoo-ha is all Mackerel!"

God separated the races and attempting to mix them is like attempting to mix water with diesel fuel.- Buzsaw Message 177

It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds
soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden i found myself in love with the world
And so there was only one thing I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang along ling long - Jesus Built my Hotrod Ministry
Live every week like it's Shark Week! - Tracey Jordan
Just a monkey in a long line of kings. - Matthew Good
If "elitist" just means "not the dumbest motherfucker in the room", I'll be an elitist! - Get Your War On
*not an actual doctor

This message is a reply to:
	Message 13 by xongsmith, posted 06-01-2012 3:51 PM		xongsmith has not replied

Replies to this message:
	Message 17 by 1.61803, posted 07-09-2012 4:27 PM	DrJones* has not replied
	Message 18 by dwise1, posted 07-10-2012 2:48 PM	DrJones* has not replied

1.61803

Member (Idle past 1752 days)

Posts: 2928

From: Lone Star State USA

Joined: 02-19-2004

1.61803 Posts Only

(3)

Message 17 of 19 (667570)
07-09-2012 4:27 PM

Reply to: Message 16 by DrJones*
07-03-2012 8:30 PM

Re: WTF?

Wouldnt that be a red snapper?

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

This message is a reply to:
	Message 16 by DrJones*, posted 07-03-2012 8:30 PM		DrJones* has not replied

dwise1

Member

Posts: 6076

Joined: 05-02-2006

Member Rating: 7.1

dwise1 Posts Only

Message 18 of 19 (667623)
07-10-2012 2:48 PM

Reply to: Message 16 by DrJones*
07-03-2012 8:30 PM

Re: WTF?

Shouldn't that have been "wholly Mackerel"?

If not, then that comedy writer was asleep at the keyboard. Like the one for a really bad Leslie Nielsen sci-fi spoof where the female agent had been capture and place in a bubble-wrap outfit for transport. In the subsequent fight scene, every time she blocked a punch there should was no appropriate sound; it would have actually be funny to hear bubble-wrap popping sounds. Their creative licenses should have been revoked!

This message is a reply to:
	Message 16 by DrJones*, posted 07-03-2012 8:30 PM		DrJones* has not replied

Replies to this message:
	Message 19 by Modulous, posted 07-10-2012 2:58 PM		dwise1 has not replied

Modulous

Member (Idle past 233 days)

Posts: 7801

From: Manchester, UK

Joined: 05-01-2005

Modulous Posts Only

Message 19 of 19 (667626)
07-10-2012 2:58 PM

Reply to: Message 18 by dwise1
07-10-2012 2:48 PM

asleep at the keyboard it is

quote:
Little Mermaid: What'd you expect, silly?

Sailor: [ grossed out ] But, wait.. when you get up on land, you grow legs, right?

Little Mermaid: Of course, I do!

Sailor: Oh.. thank God!

Little Mermaid: Yes, the legs are human, but believe you me, the hoohah's all mackeral!

Sailor: [ thinking ] Okay. Really nice meeting you. [ gets up to leave ]

SNL Transcripts: Reese Witherspoon: 09/29/01: The Little Mermaid - SNL Transcripts Tonight

This message is a reply to:
	Message 18 by dwise1, posted 07-10-2012 2:48 PM		dwise1 has not replied

Date format: mm-dd-yyyy

Timezone: ET (US)

Newer Topic | Older Topic

Do Nothing Button

1 online now:	Phat
Newest Member:	Skylink
Post Volume:	Total: 919,414 Year: 6,671/9,624 Month: 11/238 Week: 11/22 Day: 2/9 Hour: 0/2