Science is the claim of a repeating pattern govern by a set of rules.
By this definition, astronomy, geology, paleontology, anthropology and any other study of something that happened in the past are not sciences. I'm sure that those scientists working in those fields would be most surprised to hear this.
Would it surprise you to learn that your idea is not a new one? Would it surprise you to learn that anti-science religious nuts have been saying this for years? Would it surprise you to learn that your definition has absolutely nothing to do with reality?
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung