Humor: "If atheism is a belief then ..."

My brother puts forth: Yes but I might rephrase it thus: Rock on.Edited by xongsmith, : fix

glowby writes: I remember Bobby Fisher getting ready for the Reykjavik games against Boris Spassky. He was photographed horseback riding and in the article I was surprised to learn how much physical training he was doing to prepare for sitting across the board from Boris. I then read accounts of previous opponents who remarked at how Bobby would stare you down and playing against him was physically exhausting and ruined any chance of getting good sleep for the next game.

...or "Being unemployed is having a job."

glowby inquires: I'm gonna steal that! When I start singing my depressing songs at my next open mike, I'll first announce that "I don't do stand-up comedy - I do stand-up tragedy...", then hit the opening B-minor chords of Pitchblack Mornings.