God Is Cursing America

I think you've got it wrong Buz - God's chilled out this year. Clearly he likes the gays! Here's the total number of earthquakes detected in the US since the 1990s:1990: 2268
1991: 2171
1992: 3581
1993: 2933
1994: 3587
1995: 2725
1996: 2807
1997: 2839
1998: 2779
1999: 3003
2000: 2342
2001: 2261
2002: 3876
2003: 2946
2004: 3550
2005: 3685
2006: 2783
2007: 2791
2008: 3618
2009: 4262
2010: 8497
2011: 5237
2012: 1871Clearly, God started getting himself worked up around 2009, and really let rip in 2010 - something was pissing him off righteously there. Apparently, God supports Spain, and was going on a rampage of fury in vengeance for the USA's win over Spain in the Confederations Cup. He eventually got over this a bit, mollified by the World Cup win, and started to chill out slowly through 2011. This year he's about over it - we're more than half way through and you're still on less than 2,000 earthquakes, with none of a magnitude of 7.0 or higher. Apparently the Pentagon's gay rights day was what it took to chill him back to normal.

Like I said, God supports Spain. Look at all the earthquakes detected in Europe over the last few days - do you see a mention of Spain in that list? I would think God's Catholic, except he keeps setting off a few in Italy.