God Is Cursing America

Well if there's one thing God hates more than gay sex it's people who live near tectonic faults. So he tends to save his earthquakes for them.

But that is a circular argument!
The only reason there are tectonic faults is due to all the American gays living on the coast, etc.Why do you think that the right-wingers want to round up all the homosexuals?
Because then they can localise all the earthquakes and floods and tornadoes - hopefully preventing god from accidentally killing more innocent heteros.Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

What does gay have to do with sodomy specifically? Have you forgotten the other half of the gay community that include women?Basically you're saying God ONLY hates it when two men get together, and only IF the commit sodomy, but two women that don't commit sodomy are ok to love each other? That's hilarious. Is 30 billion in military aid not enough? How about an insane, hateful piece of shit? Do you mean we're being punished with the weather? Or do you just mean 9/11?We've all read the OP, but as you can see trying to decipher hate-speech and ignorant statements is hard to do. You'll need to clarify.- Oni

Name the disasters so we can compare it with other data. Help us understand you, Buz.I got 9/11, Katrina, there was that nipple slip by Janet Jackson and Aerosmith playing at the Superbowl. Anything else?- Oni

But gays are stereotypically slim. Scientifically speaking, the tectonic faults should be under the fat people.I think God is cursing America for Big Gulps.

The fats do cause earthquakes - but the hom's don't.Instead, homosexuals focus god's wrath (like a magnifying glass focuses the sun).
Unfortunately, god's focus is a bit poor (it happens to us all as we get older) and he tends to wipe out whole communities.Fat people cause their own earthquakes and butt-tornadoes - god doesn't have an opinion on obesity.
I am thinking that spicy Mexicans must cause volcanoes...?

Insane, hateful pieces of shit would neither consider BILLIONS of direct aid to Israel as enough or the fact that america is ILLEGALLY supplying military aid to a massive human rights violator (using US arms and weapons, like phosphorus bombs, on civilians. Former UN General Assembly President Miguel D'Escoto Brockmann described these actions as genocide) as enough . . .

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Section 116 of the Foreign Assistance Act (FAA) states, "No assistance may be provided under this part to the government of any country which engages in a consistent pattern of gross violations of internationally recognized human rights." 22 U.S.C. 2304(a)

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Section 4 of the Arms Export Control Act prohibits selling military equipment to countries that use them for non-self-defense purposes.

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The U.S. State Department determined in February 2001 that Israel has committed each of the acts that the law defines as "gross violations of internationally recognized human rights, including torture or cruel, inhuman, or degrading treatment or punishment, prolonged detention without charges and trial, causing the disappearance of persons by the abduction and clandestine detention of those persons, and other flagrant denials of the right to life, liberty, or the security of person." It described Israeli army use of live ammunition against Palestinians when soldiers were not in impending danger as "excessive use of force."

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http://www.humanrights.gov/...foreign-assistance-act-of-1961
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However, Israeli army engages daily in degrading and inhumane treatments towards Palestinians, such as prolonged detention without charges, strip searches at checkpoints, beatings, torture, and home demolitions. According to Amnesty International, Israel is the only country that legalizes torture.

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In 2001, the US State Department described the actions of Israeli army against Palestinians as an "excessive use of force," referring to the use of live ammunition when soldiers were not in a pending danger. This clearly shows that the US does not agree with the way these weapons are being used against Palestinians, yet the US military aid to Israel continues consistently as agreed between both countries.

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http://www.peacenowar.net/Palestine/News/US%20aids.htm

Well, it is no wonder that God is angry at American evangelicals.

• they practice idolatry with their worship of money, via their "prosperity gospel";
• they blaspheme against God by insisting that "In God we trust" be imprinted on filthy lucre;
• they fail to acknowledge His brilliance in creating evolution to maintain biodiversity;
• they ravage and destroy the earth with their global warming denialism, instead of taking care of it;
• they have spurned the good samaritan that he sent to serve as president of their nation.

By the way, Buz, this is an excellent parody thread. I must acknowledge that you are very good at self-parody -- it seems to come naturally to you.

It's more than Canada spends on defense. Of course, we only have one insane hostile neighbour - but we do have a lot of halal restaurants.

A paintball team spends more on defense than Canada. The best halal food is found right here in New York, sir. I have some at least once a week.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

I'll stack up the Canadian Forces against almost any paintball team. God must be on our side because we don't have hardly any earthquakes.

A competent terrorist makes sure to claim credit for their atrocities, and publicises their grievances. Apparently Buzsaw's God can't manage to get beyond committing atrocities and hoping people figure it out...

List of disasters in the United States by death toll - WikipediaBuzz up there you have a link to disasters in america now show me where do you see a significant rise in disasters.bellow on that page you also have links to typs of disasters. Now the easiest way to show us some drastic increase would be to input the data in microsoft exel and make a graf showing how the number of disasters is spiking ever since obama took the wheel from Jesus lol or from whatever point in time you have in mind.Just sying oh there is so many more disasters then i have ever seen in my 77 years on this earth is subjective my guess is you are either noticing them more for one reason or a noter or they are being reported more.

Better still, we could extract all the gay from them with prayer (you can do that, y'know) boil it down to make concentrated gay, and then spray it on the countries of our enemies, i.e. everyone. God would create tectonic faults along the lines of gayness --- if it was sufficiently accurate we could write God Bless America all over Iran in volcanoes.

Easy, don't go too far with that fatty. God hates the fats, it's well documented. Most problems occur to the fats: can't fit into nice jeans, look terrible at the beach, can't fit into small economic cars ergo they destroy the environment, which is more than likely causing God to punish us.So, don't forget to workout ppl. Easily the best thing you can do to please God.- Oni