When I was in tech school we were in class with the Seabees. One of the female Seamen there had the last name of Swallows. So she was Seamen Swallows. I still laugh about that to this day. That and every time I see a commisioned officer with the last name of Wood. You know somewhere along the line they are gonna be Major Wood.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff