Ridiculous! Everyone knows Panda is a boy's name!!
Some more weird English names:
Mark: A small area on a surface having a different color from its surroundings, typically one caused by accident or damage. Peter: Decrease or fade gradually before coming to an end. Job: A group of homogeneous tasks related by similarity of functions. John: A toilet / A prostitute's client.
"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
When I was in tech school we were in class with the Seabees. One of the female Seamen there had the last name of Swallows. So she was Seamen Swallows. I still laugh about that to this day. That and every time I see a commisioned officer with the last name of Wood. You know somewhere along the line they are gonna be Major Wood.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
Remembering back three decades, Major Hassle was on an IG team. For the sake of civilian lurkers, the Inspector General (IG) visits and inspects units periodically to ensure that they are following all procedures correctly; admin usually gets hit especially hard.
It doesn't have the comedy value of the puns listed so far, but for sheer absurdity the worst name on the planet belongs to poor old 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii'. She actually won a legal battle with her parents to get herself declared a ward of the state, in order that she could legally change her name against her parent's will.