I just want to know, can I get really sloppy, silly, drunk, trying to drown all the demons in my head of my past religious torturing that only seems to sleep when I cover them with vodka and chocolate yohoo; and then while I am drooling over my keys, using a sort of typewriter lisp, can I spit all over my computer calling out all the pathetic lying, silly little pansy idiots on this forum-and then get suspended for just 24 hours-which gives me just enough time to wring the urine out of my Barney the dinosaur pajama bottoms with the big "A" embroidered on them, and dry them out in time to come back tomorrow?
Or do I need to call myself a doctor first, so I can get a special dis-compensation? Just curious.
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