States petition for secession

The ST:TNG episode where Geordi accidently makes the computer generate Professor Moriarty smarter than Data (pretending to be Sherlock Holmes at the outset) comes to mind. A nice solution at the end, don't you think?

ICANT writes: GEE!
I wonder where these funds came from!! LMAOCan you say, repeating slowly now, as you follow along in your school book, the filthy rich, as exemplified by Mitt Romney & friends?LMAO

Faith screams hysterically, as if into a vast and dark foreboding universe: Name one instance, one single instance in any of the threads in EvC, where any kind of misconstruing has ever occurred, oh Precious Little One. I fear for you more and more each day.

some people think a comet'll make the world blow up & burn,
some say nuclear winter, some predict a Super Germ,
some believe in The Rapture, some in cryogenic nappin'...
but they've all got it all wrong, 'cause none of that stuff's gonna happen.
each one's usin' it as an excuse to keep their hands on their lap &
if you're waitin' for The End Times ... they're not gonna happen.