Female chimpanzees have beards in about the same way that Richard Nixon had a sense of humor. To claim that they have beards in any way close to what male humans have is just downright funny. Quit monkeying around.
Female chimps have hairs on their chins. Young chimps do not appear to have hairs on their chins, but vellus hair is not easy to see, being very fine and relatively transparent.
Female humans have hairs on their chins -- it is just very fine vellus hair instead of terminal hair.
Male human have terminal hairs on their chins.
What has happened is that the progression of hair on female faces has been arrested during development at the vellus hair stage.
You situation becomes even trickier when you start creating stories,which even CONTRADICT earlier stories you created to explain breasts and hips.
Breasts and hips signal sexual readiness. The conflict between youthful appearance and sexual signal traits results in desire for a combination of traits that is not available ... and this has been ascertained by experiments. Such extreme shifting of sexual desired to outside the range of available alleles shows Fischerian Runaway Sexual Selection.
In populations where women have fat flat noses, the children also have fat flat noses.
The sale of razors to remove hair from armpits, legs etc. shows that selection for apparent bareness is alive and well in human society.
In cases where women have male pattern hair it is treated as a disability -- or as a circus performer.
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