I don't think your position here passes the "reasonable person" test that we would normally use in a sexual harassment lawsuit.
I think Crash is playing devils advocate. He is having you all on. I would not be surprised to see Oni chime in on how the fatty in the elevator should be using the stairs. Still interesting to read all these interpretations.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs