Hail to thee my Alma Mater.
Glory to my God.
Bringing all the lambs to slaughter.
On science shall I trod.
Woe to all the non-believers,
Ye shall go to hell.
The Earth is young, evil deceivers.
Lessons I learned well.
My thesis written oh so easy,
No research need be done.
I lie, obscure, make syntax cheesy.
My ministry begun.
On our Lords right side I'm seated.
I make the evil wail.
On my Income tax I cheated,
And ended up in jail
Hail to thee my Alma Mater,
Unaccredited.
I bathe each day in Holy Water.
And now I am brain dead.
--- Prisoner # 307449
Edited by AZPaul3, : cuz