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Iblis
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Message 17 of 169 (701307)
06-16-2013 3:50 PM


The Good News
I found this thread interesting, the OP certainly provokes real thought. So, congratulations on that, GIA. As a result, I'm going to use it as a vehicle to promote the straight no-shit Gospel, and we will see who can tolerate it.
The Prosecution
God, being omniscient, omnipotent. privy to the future by predestination or similar means, and allegedly good, went ahead and created us, even though he knew damn well what we were going to do. He did this for his own reasons, which he felt were worth pursuing, and this makes the whole thing worse, not better; because it's premeditated. He doesn't even try to cover it up
Isaiah 45:7 writes:
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].
This makes him primarily responsible for all our sins whatsoever, in the same way that a mafia boss is responsible for the actions of all his subordinates; and puts us in a position to make a deal with the prosecution in which we can be absolved of any crime we confess to in the course of assisting in setting up the real criminal mastermind. Yeah?
The Defense
God pled "No Contest" to these charges in a Roman court having proper jurisdiction almost 2000 years ago, thereby clearing out records permanently. He was duly sentenced, executed rather brutally by a combination of flaying, impaling, and poisoning, and has been dead ever since. He died for our sins.
He occasionally appears as a Ghost, usually to disciples who have been drinking wine in hidden rooms for days, marching in hot sunlight, or eating mushrooms on abandoned islands. When he does arrive, he uniformly supports this doctrine, that all your sins are forgiven and you can fucking stop bothering him about them.
Go on about your business, mankind; there's nothing more to see here.

Heathen writes:
Damn! is there a railing somewhere i can leave flowers/tie a teddybear to?
Edited by Iblis, : god is dead / he died for you / you should be glad / you will be too

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Iblis
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Message 70 of 169 (701940)
06-28-2013 1:10 AM


Original Sin?
I see the question of "originality" has reared its lovely head again
Whenever this happens, I like to drag out an old gimmick known in the racket as Socrates Is Praying For Icewater and, ask a little question ...
WHO WAS THE FIRST LIAR?
To resolve this quandary, we should look at the oldest case we have on record where two characters made statements which disagreed radically with one another; and then look at what the actual outcome was to see who wasn't telling the truth. Yeah?
Exhibit 1
Genesis 2:16, 17 writes:
And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Exhibit 2
Genesis 3:4, 5 writes:
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Exhibit 3
Genesis 3:22, 23 writes:
And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
Appendix
Genesis 5:3, 4 writes:
And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat [a son] in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth:
And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
So, you be the judge. . . .
Extra credit: If there be any mathematicians amongst you, let them form an opinion as to how and why Methuselah died

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Iblis
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Message 81 of 169 (702019)
06-28-2013 10:52 PM
Reply to: Message 72 by ICANT
06-28-2013 2:01 AM


Re: ICANT
Yeah, I'm intimately familiar with your little chimera.
But I want so much more, brother. I want to see Faith's spiritual death and St. Peter's Thousand Year Day and maybe even Lucifer's Flood, getting the walkabout they deserve. None of that seems likely to happen now, it's all you. And that makes me sad.
Seeing as how we are still at it though
Genesis 4:25, 26 writes:
And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For God, [said she], hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.
And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the LORD.
go ahead and give your explanation
Genesis 5:3, 6 writes:
And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat [a son] in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth: ...
And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos:
of what's up with these genealogies. Yeah?

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Iblis
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Message 83 of 169 (702060)
06-29-2013 10:43 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Greatest I am
05-31-2013 1:09 PM


Is it egotistical to think that a God would die for you?
Well, the proof is in the pudding, isn't it.
Do the people who responded in this thread, with defenses of the deicide doctrine, turn out to be egomaniacs or not?
I know I'm an arrogant piece of shit, and I only "believe" for purposes of philosophical modeling.
How about Icant? Anything grand about those, delusions?
How about Faith? Seem like there's no way that neck should be capable of holding up, that head?
Chime in, everyone. Did those who think, god died for them, turn out to be, e go tist i cal ???

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Iblis
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Message 143 of 169 (702454)
07-06-2013 10:37 PM
Reply to: Message 125 by Faith
07-04-2013 11:23 PM


Everybody does it
Faith writes:
just about all cultures
You know, when I was a kid my mom used to say
If "everybody" goes jumping off a bridge, that doesn't mean you can !!!
And that's why I didn't get to be in the Mountain Dew commercial ...

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Iblis
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Message 145 of 169 (702458)
07-07-2013 12:04 AM
Reply to: Message 144 by Faith
07-06-2013 11:18 PM


Re: Everybody does it
I was trying to make my point softly, ma'am. I will know better.
Just about all cultures have at one time or another embraced institutionalized rape, torture, sodomy, and murder. Just about all cultures have for long periods treated women as less than slaves. Just about all cultures have persecuted Christians and Jews and sub-Saharan Africans. Just about all cultures have had wildly wrong ideas about natural law and cause and effect.
Some of us are growing out of it, though.

Any JW's in this fight, to stand up for the bible vs hell?

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Iblis
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Message 168 of 169 (702953)
07-12-2013 11:43 PM
Reply to: Message 167 by Apothecus
07-10-2013 5:15 PM


wow
supposed knowledge of something makes faith in that thing useless
Holy christ, someone who can read.
Romans 8:24 writes:
For we are saved by hope: but hope that is seen is not hope: for what a man seeth, why doth he yet hope for?

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