Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear?
A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind.
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: To see it's facial expression.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?
A: I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's a guitarist without a girlfriend?
Q: Why did the Spanish Armada include glass floors on their submarines?
A: To get a good look at the old Spanish Armada.
Q: How many french people does it take to defend Paris?
A: I don't know. It's never been done.
Thanks for suffering the barrage of awful jokes.
"As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents."
"In my opinion, nothing has contributed so much to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country and that every act of its rulers must be excused, if not imitated."
-Also George Orwell
"You don't need a formal conspiracy; when interests converge, these people went to the same universities, [...] they're on the same boards of directors, they're in the same country clubs, they have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting, they know what's good for them, and they're getting it."