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Leroy Jenkins
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Message 180 of 1450 (728875)
06-03-2014 10:37 PM

Q and A Jokes
Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear?
A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind.
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: To see it's facial expression.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?
A: I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's a guitarist without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: Why did the Spanish Armada include glass floors on their submarines?
A: To get a good look at the old Spanish Armada.
Q: How many french people does it take to defend Paris?
A: I don't know. It's never been done.
Thanks for suffering the barrage of awful jokes.

"As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents."
-George Orwell
"In my opinion, nothing has contributed so much to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country and that every act of its rulers must be excused, if not imitated."
-Also George Orwell
"You don't need a formal conspiracy; when interests converge, these people went to the same universities, [...] they're on the same boards of directors, they're in the same country clubs, they have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting, they know what's good for them, and they're getting it."
-George Carlin

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