Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear? A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind.
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? A: To see it's facial expression.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's a guitarist without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.
Q: Why did the Spanish Armada include glass floors on their submarines? A: To get a good look at the old Spanish Armada.
Q: How many french people does it take to defend Paris? A: I don't know. It's never been done.
Thanks for suffering the barrage of awful jokes.
"As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents." -George Orwell
"In my opinion, nothing has contributed so much to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country and that every act of its rulers must be excused, if not imitated." -Also George Orwell
"You don't need a formal conspiracy; when interests converge, these people went to the same universities, [...] they're on the same boards of directors, they're in the same country clubs, they have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting, they know what's good for them, and they're getting it." -George Carlin