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Message 274 of 1227 (746280)
01-05-2015 10:08 AM
Reply to: Message 273 by frako
01-05-2015 9:31 AM


Libertarian Police
quote:
“Nobody move unless you want to!”

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Saying, "I don't know," is the same as saying, "Maybe."~ZombieRingo
It's easy to see the speck in somebody else's ideas - unless it's blocked by the beam in your own.~Ringo
If a savage stops believing in his wooden god, it does not mean that there is no God — only that God is not wooden.(Leo Tolstoy) Reality is not something you take a vote on.~jar

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Message 300 of 1227 (753314)
03-19-2015 8:29 AM
Reply to: Message 296 by RAZD
03-07-2015 6:08 PM


Re: Next, time to assemble the crosses ...
Looks like two to me

Saying, "I don't know," is the same as saying, "Maybe."~ZombieRingo
It's easy to see the speck in somebody else's ideas - unless it's blocked by the beam in your own.~Ringo
If a savage stops believing in his wooden god, it does not mean that there is no God — only that God is not wooden.(Leo Tolstoy)

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Message 358 of 1227 (767094)
08-26-2015 1:20 AM
Reply to: Message 357 by Omnivorous
08-25-2015 3:48 PM


Re: He's everywhere.
Seems as if a Joker Trumps a Full House! (And Senate too....)

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain

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Message 460 of 1227 (778408)
02-19-2016 8:40 PM
Reply to: Message 457 by jar
02-19-2016 11:46 AM


Re: This just in
But they can't use their speakers in Church.
There are no speakers in church. Everyone--without exception--is a listener.

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain

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Message 462 of 1227 (778413)
02-19-2016 10:29 PM
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02-19-2016 9:09 PM


Re: This just in
The one speaking is doing more listening than pitching. This is a rare breed---men and women who actually report only what they hear. 90% of the TV evangelists are unable to hear from god and are actually pitching a business. Some of them mean well, but the anointing just isn't there.

add by edit: How ironic that this is the humor page!

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Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain

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Message 536 of 1227 (789826)
08-20-2016 11:41 AM
Reply to: Message 534 by Dr Adequate
07-27-2016 2:15 AM


Re: WWJD?
your last verse kinda fizzled out...but overall a funny witticism.


Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith

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Message 541 of 1227 (789887)
08-21-2016 10:31 PM
Reply to: Message 540 by Dr Adequate
08-20-2016 11:38 PM


Re: WWJD?
Reading it again, I guess its a good poem...I just don't like that last line of not behaving liker him. I suppose you were referring to the temper tantrum at the temple, however.

Maybe He just saw through the B.S. and saw human idolatry and declared "Not in MY families house!"


Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith

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Message 546 of 1227 (789932)
08-22-2016 1:02 PM
Reply to: Message 545 by ringo
08-22-2016 11:59 AM


Re: What Jesus likely really looked like
Wow! You are right!

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith

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Message 547 of 1227 (791230)
09-13-2016 8:18 AM


Humor In Reality
I found this image to be somewhat humorous although it aptly describes our current lifestyle (at least in the West) as a species.


Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26

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Message 561 of 1227 (791964)
09-28-2016 12:30 AM
Reply to: Message 560 by Dr Adequate
09-27-2016 10:35 PM


Debate Humor
we didnt catch that,Doc.
How about this one:

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Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26

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Message 562 of 1227 (791965)
09-28-2016 3:25 AM


Another Funny One

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26

  
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Message 565 of 1227 (792397)
10-08-2016 6:52 PM


Kenneth Rebukes Hurricane Matthew
Kenneth Copeland, the worlds wealthiest televangelist, with a net worth of over a billion dollars, rebuked Hurricane Matthew this week.

Prayer Rebuke.


Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26

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Message 567 of 1227 (792562)
10-11-2016 2:03 PM


https://www.facebook.com/...vb.62507427296/10153878332067297

Bill Maher is hilarious.


Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26

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Message 580 of 1227 (793538)
11-01-2016 10:26 AM
Reply to: Message 579 by Minnemooseus
10-26-2016 6:04 PM


Re: for Xongsmith among others ...
I had to look up that word Zymurgy also known as zymology.

All I can say is cheers.


Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26

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Message 582 of 1227 (794291)
11-14-2016 7:41 AM


CanHardlyWait

Oh Snap! Someone is Wrong on the Internet!

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. –RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." –Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26

  
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