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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Ya wanna know how you wake up Lady Ga Ga?
Poker face. ![]() "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
That was stoopid.
![]() "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Ringo writes: (I also like Nazi marching songs.) FACIST. ![]() "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
A: Virgin Mobile ![]() Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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A bear walks into a bar and says,
" I'll have a..............................................large beer." Bartender asks, "why the big paws." ![]() Badda-pum!"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Parents all over the country celebrate!!!!!"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
I lived in Mass (Ayer) for a few years when I was around 9.
My sister's name is Carmen. I remember the locals would pronounce it: " Cah-men." Just one of those New England things. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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And you as well my wide eyed little friend."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Yep this sums up HOUSE perfectly.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Now that is my kind of panic!
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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The Cosmos must be going through a bit of a purge. Ethan Couch of 'affluenza' fame missing from probation | CNN"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Still waiting for your most heinous Sim confession Dr. Adequate.
I personally never played the game. But I once injected a grasshopper with some weird fluid I found in a syringe whilst dumpster diving in Baumholder Germany. I was about 9.I know that was rather mean but several friends and I wanted to know what would happen. The grass hopper did act rather erratic, licking the hell out of his antennae and shitting out some florescent green liquid. He then proceeded to follow me around wherever I went. Ok, I made that last part up. It's true that I can not look a grasshopper in the eye to this day. *PS: to Tanypteryx, I never hurt a dragonfly in my life and have never engaged in insect experiments ever again. Well except for that time I had that magnifying glass and there was these ants.... Edited by 1.61803, : added postscript."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1049 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Apple has come out with a new wi-fi music player that will stream wireless music in women's breast implants.
The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size. This marvel solves the age old complaint of women who say we only look at their boobs and never listen to them."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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