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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Ya wanna know how you wake up Lady Ga Ga?
Poker face. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
That was stoopid.
![]() "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
FACIST. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
A: Virgin Mobile Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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A bear walks into a bar and says,
" I'll have a..............................................large beer." Bartender asks, "why the big paws." Badda-pum! "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Parents all over the country celebrate!!!!! "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
I lived in Mass (Ayer) for a few years when I was around 9.
My sister's name is Carmen. I remember the locals would pronounce it: " Cah-men." Just one of those New England things. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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And you as well my wide eyed little friend. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Yep this sums up HOUSE perfectly.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Now that is my kind of panic!
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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The Cosmos must be going through a bit of a purge. http://www.cnn.com/...affluenza-drunken-driving-teen-missing "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Still waiting for your most heinous Sim confession Dr. Adequate.
I personally never played the game. But I once injected a grasshopper with some weird fluid I found in a syringe whilst dumpster diving in Baumholder Germany. I was about 9. Edited by 1.61803, : added postscript. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 249 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Apple has come out with a new wi-fi music player that will stream wireless music in women's breast implants.
The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size. This marvel solves the age old complaint of women who say we only look at their boobs and never listen to them. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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