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Message 2 of 1227 (714089)
12-19-2013 4:45 PM


from a 10 year old
Ya wanna know how you wake up Lady Ga Ga?

Poker face.


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

  
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Message 48 of 1227 (717710)
01-30-2014 3:20 PM
Reply to: Message 45 by RAZD
01-30-2014 2:22 PM


Re: and now for something we have all seen ...
That was stoopid.

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 121 of 1227 (723518)
04-03-2014 10:44 AM
Reply to: Message 118 by ringo
03-31-2014 11:55 AM


Re: Checkmate, Atheists
Ringo writes:

(I also like Nazi marching songs.)

FACIST.


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 160 of 1227 (727076)
05-15-2014 11:11 AM



"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

  
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Message 183 of 1227 (729035)
06-05-2014 10:00 AM


Q: What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

A: Virgin Mobile

Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given.


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Message 211 of 1227 (733264)
07-15-2014 1:35 PM


rubber chicken

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

  
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Message 219 of 1227 (734359)
07-28-2014 12:28 PM


A bear walks into a bar and says,
" I'll have a..............................................large beer."

Bartender asks, "why the big paws."

Badda-pum!


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 224 of 1227 (735398)
08-13-2014 1:49 PM


Kids are going back to school dance!

Parents all over the country celebrate!!!!!


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

  
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Message 231 of 1227 (736117)
09-03-2014 11:05 AM


I lived in Mass (Ayer) for a few years when I was around 9.
My sister's name is Carmen. I remember the locals would pronounce it: " Cah-men." Just one of those New England things.

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

  
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Message 392 of 1227 (773107)
11-24-2015 6:02 PM
Reply to: Message 391 by Omnivorous
11-24-2015 1:07 PM


ICU

And you as well my wide eyed little friend.


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 410 of 1227 (773414)
12-01-2015 11:46 AM
Reply to: Message 405 by Dr Adequate
11-30-2015 7:30 PM


Yep this sums up HOUSE perfectly.

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 415 of 1227 (773950)
12-11-2015 11:07 AM
Reply to: Message 413 by Tanypteryx
12-10-2015 4:36 PM


Re: Panic in the Pacific Northwest
Now that is my kind of panic!

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 424 of 1227 (774420)
12-17-2015 2:51 PM
Reply to: Message 423 by Diomedes
12-17-2015 1:42 PM


Re: Karma

The Cosmos must be going through a bit of a purge.

http://www.cnn.com/...affluenza-drunken-driving-teen-missing


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 440 of 1227 (776758)
01-19-2016 6:22 PM
Reply to: Message 436 by Dr Adequate
01-08-2016 12:15 AM


Re: Sims
Still waiting for your most heinous Sim confession Dr. Adequate.

I personally never played the game. But I once injected a grasshopper with some weird fluid I found in a syringe whilst dumpster diving in Baumholder Germany. I was about 9.
I know that was rather mean but several friends and I wanted to know what would happen. The grass hopper did act rather erratic, licking the hell out of his antennae and shitting out some florescent green liquid. He then proceeded to follow me around wherever I went. Ok, I made that last part up. It's true that I can not look a grasshopper in the eye to this day. *PS: to Tanypteryx, I never hurt a dragonfly in my life and have never engaged in insect experiments ever again. Well except for that time I had that magnifying glass and there was these ants....

Edited by 1.61803, : added postscript.


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 452 of 1227 (778085)
02-16-2016 10:23 AM


This just in
Apple has come out with a new wi-fi music player that will stream wireless music in women's breast implants.

The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size.

This marvel solves the age old complaint of women who say we only look at their boobs and never listen to them.


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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