Apologies if this has been posted before.
As Erwin Schrdinger cruises down the highway, a patrol officer pulls him over for a suspicious-looking car. The officer strolls up to Schrdinger’s open window and asks for his license and registration and whether the Nobel laureate will allow a search of his trunk. Schrdinger pops the trunk and the officer looks around. Approaching the window again he asks, Are you aware you have a dead cat in your trunk? Angrily, Schrdinger replies, Well, I am now!
He has told you, O man, what is good ; And what does the LORD require of you But to do justice, to love kindness, And to walk humbly with your God.