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Message 1097 of 1317 (865579)
10-27-2019 5:32 PM
Reply to: Message 1096 by RAZD
10-27-2019 11:53 AM


Re: classic Calvin and Hobbs
I was born in 1939 when the world was still in black and white and didn’t see my first colors until I was 6. Even then, the only color spectrum I could see ranged from deep red to pale yellow and I only started to see greens, blues and violets around age 10.I remember the day I was born thinking what a complete waste of retinal cone cells. I understand that a large fraction of rural Americans can still only see black and white and are unaware that election maps show their states to be red.

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Message 1127 of 1317 (867674)
11-30-2019 5:51 PM


Finally, the right answer emmerges
Ancient discovery sets the record straight!

Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World

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Ignorance is not bliss. It's just ignorance


  
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Message 1243 of 1317 (883064)
11-03-2020 11:10 PM
Reply to: Message 1237 by dwise1
11-02-2020 1:41 PM


my funeral plans:
I have stipulated in my will that I be cremated, and that during the cremation the funeral home organist is to play “smoke Gets in your Eyes”. Also, I stipulated that at said funeral no eulogies are to be given since I won’t be able to hear all those wonderful lies. The funeral director is just directed to read my last words: “I had a long and wonderful life with far more luck then I ever deserved and so if anyone spends more than five minutes bereaving my passing, I will return from the dead and hurt you”.

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