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Message 1097 of 1450 (865579)
10-27-2019 5:32 PM
Reply to: Message 1096 by RAZD
10-27-2019 11:53 AM


Re: classic Calvin and Hobbs
I was born in 1939 when the world was still in black and white and didn’t see my first colors until I was 6. Even then, the only color spectrum I could see ranged from deep red to pale yellow and I only started to see greens, blues and violets around age 10.I remember the day I was born thinking what a complete waste of retinal cone cells. I understand that a large fraction of rural Americans can still only see black and white and are unaware that election maps show their states to be red.

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Message 1127 of 1450 (867674)
11-30-2019 5:51 PM


Finally, the right answer emmerges
Ancient discovery sets the record straight!
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
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Ignorance is not bliss. It's just ignorance

  
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Message 1243 of 1450 (883064)
11-03-2020 11:10 PM
Reply to: Message 1237 by dwise1
11-02-2020 1:41 PM


my funeral plans:
I have stipulated in my will that I be cremated, and that during the cremation the funeral home organist is to play smoke Gets in your Eyes. Also, I stipulated that at said funeral no eulogies are to be given since I won’t be able to hear all those wonderful lies. The funeral director is just directed to read my last words: I had a long and wonderful life with far more luck then I ever deserved and so if anyone spends more than five minutes bereaving my passing, I will return from the dead and hurt you.

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Message 1347 of 1450 (893751)
04-19-2022 2:13 PM
Reply to: Message 1342 by ringo
04-19-2022 12:08 PM


Re: Math Joke
googolplex (and even googolplex^googolplex) is small potatoes compared to Graham’s number, which is tiny compared to the number(quantity) of rational numbers between 0 and 1/googolplex.
And the Bible is right about pi (ratio of circle’s circumference to diameter) being exactly 3, at least in god’s world, which apparently has positive curvature.

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Message 1426 of 1450 (911866)
07-28-2023 4:29 PM
Reply to: Message 1421 by Dredge
07-26-2023 2:49 AM


What's the difference....
What's the difference between Dredge and marc9000?
Dredge and marc9000 are both Idiots.

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