Just an FYI. I took your chain letter, shrunk it to fit 6 to a page and made 18 bundles of 5 paperclipped together. Last Monday I handed them out on the first floor of our building saying this was a chain letter, please follow the instructions for me, etc. Good chuckle.
Today I saw some up on the second and third floors. It bred. Then I saw a bundle (not one of mine by the looks) up on the fourth floor sitting in our chairman's briefcase!
Oh, I did look it up in google just prior to turning on my computer this morning but with the ebb and flow of time in this universe that was after finishing my second coffee of the day which is almost done brewing.
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even go anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble go'ing?"
"No, I go every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and go every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
OK, you’re watching your favorite football team (American football) when one of the zebras throws his little yellow hankie. While the two announcers drone on about how this penalty call might be a bit off the camera is following the coach charging up and down the sideline pointing and screaming at the ref. His lips are going but you just can’t make out what he is screaming. You’d give a six-pack, cold, to know what he is saying.
Someone took the videos and did a lip read on some of these situations. The link below will take you to YouTube.
I’m putting this in Humor because some of these things are down-right unbelievable. Good lord, did he really just say that?
If you watch the lips of the person closely during the voiceover you can see clearly that the lip reader got it right!
Caution though. If you have tender sensibilities you … well …