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Pressie
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Message 522 of 1059 (787193)
07-07-2016 7:12 AM
Reply to: Message 521 by Tanypteryx
07-06-2016 11:30 PM


Does that Ark feature a Synagogue?

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Message 668 of 1059 (799821)
02-16-2017 4:55 AM


Trump
Adopted from http://www.news24.com/...ny-joke-about-donald-trump-20170215

After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died.

The undertaker told the American secret service agents who were accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land, for just $100.'

The secret service agents went into a corner and discussed this for a several minutes. They came back to the undertaker and told him they wanted the president shipped home.

The undertaker was puzzled and asked, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in the Holy Land, and you would spend only $100?'

The secret service agents replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk.'


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Message 821 of 1059 (821830)
10-13-2017 9:24 AM
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10-13-2017 6:16 AM


I used to be a Christian, but I forgive you. I promise you that I'm not ever going to stomp out a cigarette on you whether you are dead or alive...

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Message 837 of 1059 (824180)
11-24-2017 6:15 AM
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11-24-2017 3:44 AM


Yeah, it's weird. I've got a charm of geelgat (yellow arsed) finches pulling apart the new leaves growing on my palm trees every Spring.

In my language, all groups of birds flocking together are called the equivalent of flocks (vlok).

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Message 994 of 1059 (853260)
05-24-2019 8:10 AM
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05-24-2019 7:46 AM


Re: Climbing Everest
He-he-he

That would have been easier than checking in for my last flight to Atlanta. That was terrible. I had to take off all my clothes (except for my small undies) waiting in such a line. And got probed for foreign objects in places I didn't even know I had. What a job that was!

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