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Dogmafood
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Message 186 of 1227 (729177)
06-06-2014 9:57 AM


I asked my plumber which was the best toilet to buy.

He said "Well...its a crap shoot."


  
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Message 265 of 1227 (744207)
12-08-2014 11:07 PM
Reply to: Message 264 by RAZD
12-08-2014 9:35 PM


Defiant little bastard wasn't he.

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Message 302 of 1227 (753426)
03-19-2015 6:43 PM
Reply to: Message 296 by RAZD
03-07-2015 6:08 PM


Re: Next, time to assemble the crosses ...
That looks like a visual representation of the GAAP simultaneously interpreted by the wealthy and the tax department.

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Dogmafood
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Message 399 of 1227 (773224)
11-26-2015 7:21 PM
Reply to: Message 397 by Dr Adequate
11-25-2015 9:51 AM


So I was reading up on first order model theory because I had no idea what it was and I came across this paragraph.

quote:
For example the field of real numbers forms a structure R whose elements are the real numbers, with signature consisting of the individual constant 0 to name the number zero, a 1-ary function symbol - for minus, and two 2-ary function symbols + and . for plus and times. At first sight we can't add a symbol to express 1/x, since all the named functions have to be defined on the whole domain of the structure, and there is no such real number as 1/0. But on second thoughts this is not a serious problem; any competent mathematician puts the condition ‘x is not zero’ before dividing by x, and so it never matters what the value of 1/0 is, and we can harmlessly take it to be 42. But most model theorists are uncomfortable with any kind of division by zero, so they stick with plus, times and minus.

I am still not quite sure what a first order model theory is but I had a good laugh.

Source


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Message 502 of 1227 (782539)
04-25-2016 6:55 PM


His Noodley Appendage
Found in the comments on a reddit thread that asks the question 'If the the Flying Spaghetti Monster didn't create life then why does DNA look like noodles?'

quote:
Our Pasta, who art in colander, draining be your noodles.
Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan.

Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who eat string cheese like a candy bar.

Lead us not into veganism, but deliver us some pizza,
For thine is the meatball, the noodle and the sauce, forever and ever.



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Message 555 of 1227 (791477)
09-15-2016 11:13 PM
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09-15-2016 1:26 PM


Re: A Conspiracy Theorist's Dream Come True
Seriously man, it's not funny. I mean you might as well laugh but it sure as hell ain't funny.

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Dogmafood
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Message 600 of 1227 (795414)
12-12-2016 9:39 PM


Reminds me of Americans looking for a President

  
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Message 850 of 1227 (826876)
01-13-2018 8:31 AM
Reply to: Message 849 by Percy
01-13-2018 8:08 AM


Re: LEFT Behind
This isn't humor...

I don't know, fact checking the cartoon is a little funny. What about the talking horses?


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Message 947 of 1227 (849729)
03-19-2019 9:09 PM



  
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Message 1182 of 1227 (873887)
03-20-2020 9:22 PM


Hand sanitzer
Supermarket in Denmark uses clever price trick to stop sanitiser hoarding. It worked.

Not sure why I laughed so hard at this yesterday. Ah well, humour is a funny thing.

Edited by Dogmafood, : No reason given.


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