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Message 1088 of 1450 (864260)
10-09-2019 11:44 AM


the blind cowboy
A blind cowboy Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink and announces he has just heard the funniest blonde joke ever and wants to tell it.
The bartender get up close to him and say quietly,
"You can tell your joke cowboy but just know I am 6'2 blonde eyes of blue.
The bouncer is a blonde babe that outweighs you by 100 pounds,
There are two blonde female UFC fighters at the end of the bar."
The cowboys mulls it over and says "ya, your right missy, I not gonna tell muh joke after all.........I dont wanna have to explain it Four fuckin times!"

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 1090 of 1450 (864271)
10-09-2019 2:12 PM
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10-09-2019 1:24 PM


Re: the blind cowboy
Sweet double entendre!

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 1108 of 1450 (866495)
11-12-2019 10:05 AM
Reply to: Message 1106 by frako
11-10-2019 4:02 PM


Re: Heckova Family Tree
Looks like we found Screech's, (from Saved by the Bell), family tree.

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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