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Topic: Humour VIII
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 456 of 1446 (778335)
02-19-2016 11:02 AM
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Reply to: Message 452 by 1.61803
02-16-2016 10:23 AM
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Re: This just in
~1.6 writes: The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size.
No doubt women with bigger speakers will be more popular.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 473 of 1446 (779157)
03-01-2016 10:52 AM
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Two Corinthians walk into a bar....
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Lammy writes: Go ahead and do a google search for "hydrogen burning".
Well, every one of the Google Ads is about combustion. 
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Lammy writes: Can you explain your joke?
Are you familiar with The Princess Bride? "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." I just thought it was funny that Google did exactly the opposite of what you thought it would do.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 493 of 1446 (780126)
03-11-2016 11:02 AM
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Reply to: Message 489 by Theodoric
03-10-2016 6:04 PM
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Re: The Trump Fence
Theodoric writes: 2 weeks?
With beer breaks, that sounds about right.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 495 of 1446 (780139)
03-11-2016 11:46 AM
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Reply to: Message 494 by Theodoric
03-11-2016 11:40 AM
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Re: The Trump Fence
Theodoric writes: Well from the quality of work he took more than a couple beer breaks.
Before you start a new board, Drink! After each nail, Drink! Then there's the Consolation Drink when you make a mistake and the Congratulatory Drink when you don't....
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 499 of 1446 (780585)
03-17-2016 12:41 PM
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Reply to: Message 497 by NoNukes
03-11-2016 12:24 PM
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Re: The Trump Fence
Nukes writes: I'm guessing that he started working at each end and where he met, he had a bad gap he could not easily attend to.
As the fortune cookie said: If you meet yourself in the middle, you may be in for a rude awakening. Edited by ringo, : Changed "when" to "if" - sounds more Confucian.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 523 of 1446 (787209)
07-07-2016 12:15 PM
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Reply to: Message 522 by Pressie
07-07-2016 7:12 AM
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Pressie writes: Does that Ark feature a Synagogue?
The Gift Shop is as good as a Temple.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 531 of 1446 (787344)
07-10-2016 2:19 PM
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Reply to: Message 530 by frako
07-10-2016 11:46 AM
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Holy Michael Jackson's time-travelling ghost, Batman!
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 537 of 1446 (789832)
08-20-2016 12:07 PM
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Reply to: Message 536 by Phat
08-20-2016 11:41 AM
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Re: WWJD?
Try doing what Jesus did at your bank.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Re: What Jesus likely really looked like
He looks exactly like Robert Newton as Long John Silver.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 549 of 1446 (791251)
09-13-2016 12:09 PM
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Reply to: Message 547 by Phat
09-13-2016 8:18 AM
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Re: Humor In Reality
Phat writes: I found this image to be somewhat humorous although it aptly describes our current lifestyle (at least in the West) as a species.
They need to add another image of a man staring at a smart phone. 
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 552 of 1446 (791254)
09-13-2016 12:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 548 by Faith
09-13-2016 8:33 AM
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Re: What Jesus likely really looked like
Faith writes: Jesus in every movement and word he utters demonstrates intelligence, wisdom, personal command, mental balance and beauty of expression.
quote:
Ar, fortune rides the shoulders of them what schemes. -- Long John Silver
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 554 of 1446 (791455)
09-15-2016 1:26 PM
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A Conspiracy Theorist's Dream Come True
The Republicans try to throw the election by nominating the biggest idiot they can find. Then the Democrats try to throw the election by nominating the only person on earth that the idiot can beat.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 577 of 1446 (793309)
10-25-2016 12:00 PM
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Reply to: Message 576 by RAZD
10-25-2016 7:21 AM
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Re: Matt Davies and guns
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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