WWJD?I found that people disagreed
with little details of my creed.
It made me very mad indeed;
I took the very dimmest view.
I wondered: What Would Jesus Do?
To imitate the Son of Man
I came up with a subtle plan
that fit the situation well:
consulting my (extensive) notes
on who are sheep, and who are goats,
I damned the latter all to Hell;
'cos that, if all I've read is true
is just what Jesus plans to do.
Though others laughed and thought it odd
I publicly and loudly claimed
to speak on the behalf of God
and who can say I should be blamed?
--- for as you see, I took my cue
from things that Jesus used to do.
I told them what the Lord approved
and who it was he faulted;
which people he would like removed
and which (like me) exalted,
'cos this, as I am sure you knew,
is just what Jesus used to do.
I beat them with a whip (or thong)
to show them they were in the wrong;
perhaps you think my actions mean,
but as it says in verse 15
of St. John's Gospel, chapter 2,
that's just what Jesus used to do.
---
As you'll have guessed (I think it's plain)
I write in a sarcastic strain.
My moral, as I should explain
to readers who are dim,
is this: feel free to wonder What
Would Jesus Do, but if you're not
the Godhead incarnate as man,
just try to do the best you can,
but don't behave like him.
Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.
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