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Topic: Humour VIII
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Modulous
Member (Idle past 245 days) Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined: 05-01-2005
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Message 1 of 1450 (714084)
12-19-2013 4:06 PM
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I'm 'Umour the Eighth, I am,
'Umour the Eighth I am, I am!
I got posted to the thread next door,
She's been posted seven times before
And every one was a 'Umour
She wouldn't have no Jokes nor a Slam
I'm her eighth old thread named 'Umour
'Umour the Eighth, I am!
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1.61803
Member (Idle past 1764 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: 02-19-2004
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Message 2 of 1450 (714089)
12-19-2013 4:45 PM
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from a 10 year old
Ya wanna know how you wake up Lady Ga Ga? Poker face. 
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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RAZD
Member (Idle past 1665 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: 03-14-2004
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Message 3 of 1450 (714091)
12-19-2013 4:54 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Modulous
12-19-2013 4:06 PM
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'Enery is rollin over in 'is grave
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Jon
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Message 4 of 1450 (714097)
12-19-2013 5:18 PM
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I guess t'e t'eme is '-less. Edited by Jon, : No reason given.
Love your enemies!
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ringo
Member (Idle past 672 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 5 of 1450 (714525)
12-23-2013 11:53 AM
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Anode
Hears too the man on the snough plow, Who has the appropriate no hough Two help us awl threw. Wier write behind ewe Sew don't stand up nough too take yore bough. Edited by ringo, : Spell czech.
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Itinerant Lurker
Member (Idle past 2916 days) Posts: 67 Joined: 12-12-2008
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Message 6 of 1450 (714556)
12-23-2013 5:48 PM
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Why the Flood Never Happened
What I don't understand is how everyone missed the obvious sauropod AND penguin layering.
I mean. . .come on guys, it's so obvious.
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AZPaul3
Member Posts: 8655 From: Phoenix Joined: 11-06-2006 Member Rating: 6.7
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Message 7 of 1450 (714560)
12-23-2013 6:28 PM
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Reply to: Message 5 by ringo
12-23-2013 11:53 AM
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Re: Anode
Geaux ringeaux. 
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Dr Adequate
Member Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Message 8 of 1450 (714562)
12-23-2013 6:59 PM
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Reply to: Message 5 by ringo
12-23-2013 11:53 AM
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Re: Anode
A despondent young fellow named Wriothesley
one day when the weather was dwriothesley
took a noose and a knife
and he ended his life
in a manner both gruesome and gwriothesley.
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Shield
Member (Idle past 3122 days) Posts: 482 Joined: 01-29-2008
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Message 9 of 1450 (714664)
12-25-2013 7:25 PM
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An ancient Greek goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: Euripides? The man replies: Yes. Eumenides?
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nwr
Member Posts: 6484 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: 08-08-2005 Member Rating: 9.2
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Message 10 of 1450 (714667)
12-25-2013 8:42 PM
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Reply to: Message 9 by Shield
12-25-2013 7:25 PM
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Should we use the "jeer" button for the obligatory groan after that kind of pun?
Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity
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frako
Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 11 of 1450 (714793)
12-27-2013 7:06 PM
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God: Jesus, Jesus come here you have got to see this. Jesus: What? God: you know that fishing club you started when you where on vacation on earth 2000 years ago? Theyr still at it.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 12 of 1450 (714830)
12-28-2013 9:58 AM
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 13 of 1450 (714832)
12-28-2013 10:27 AM
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Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key. Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was Edited by frako, : No reason given.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 14 of 1450 (714859)
12-28-2013 3:36 PM
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Wtf iclanders?
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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Shield
Member (Idle past 3122 days) Posts: 482 Joined: 01-29-2008
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Message 15 of 1450 (715126)
01-01-2014 3:27 PM
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Reply to: Message 10 by nwr
12-25-2013 8:42 PM
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