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RAZD
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Message 16 of 1389 (715133)
01-01-2014 4:18 PM


How to tell you cat is fully charged

Enjoy


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by our ability to understand
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Message 17 of 1389 (715142)
01-01-2014 6:10 PM
Reply to: Message 16 by RAZD
01-01-2014 4:18 PM


Re: How to tell you cat is fully charged
in case you need to deactivate your cat:


אָרַח

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Message 18 of 1389 (715555)
01-07-2014 11:49 AM


A fighter pilot was zooming through the stratossphere when he spotted a transport plane plodding along far below. He slammed on the brakes and went down to plunk along slowly beside it.

"Your job must be really boring," he said over the radio.

"No, actually it's the best job in the world", the transport pilot replied.

"Oh yeah? Watch this." The fighter pilot slammed his throttle wide open and threw his fighter into a vertical climb; then he proceeded to do a series of barrel rolls, snap rolls and loops. Finally he pulled into place beside the transport again and said, "Beat that."

"Okay." The transport flew straight and level for fifteen minutes. Then the pilot came back on the radio and said, "Beat that."

The fighter pilot was baffled. "But you didn't do anything."

"On the contrary," the transport pilot said. "I went to the bathroom; then I made a sandwich and a cup of coffee and checked my email. Beat that."


  
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01-09-2014 8:17 PM



  
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Message 20 of 1389 (716007)
01-11-2014 12:57 PM


For Faith
For Faith:


Religious belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge.

Belief gets in the way of learning--Robert A. Heinlein

How can I possibly put a new idea into your heads, if I do not first remove your delusions?--Robert A. Heinlein

It's not what we don't know that hurts, it's what we know that ain't so--Will Rogers

If I am entitled to something, someone else is obliged to pay--Jerry Pournelle

If a religion's teachings are true, then it should have nothing to fear from science...--dwise1


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Message 21 of 1389 (716369)
01-15-2014 11:21 AM


Observing the 2nd amendment

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Message 22 of 1389 (716372)
01-15-2014 11:30 AM
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01-15-2014 11:21 AM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
Its enough to give one pause.


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Message 23 of 1389 (716376)
01-15-2014 12:12 PM
Reply to: Message 20 by Coyote
01-11-2014 12:57 PM


Physicists


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AZPaul3
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Message 24 of 1389 (716388)
01-15-2014 3:02 PM
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01-15-2014 11:21 AM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
OK, I admit it. This one passed through one ear and out the other without contacting anything in between.

I see a modern-day urban sasquatch on a subway platform carrying a purse and a book bag. Somewhere in there I missed the Constitutional implications. Eh ... wha?


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Message 25 of 1389 (716389)
01-15-2014 3:04 PM
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01-15-2014 3:02 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
The Right to Arm Bears? (I think it's a good idea!)

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Message 26 of 1389 (716390)
01-15-2014 3:10 PM
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01-15-2014 3:04 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
The right to arm bears.

OooK.

Riiight.

Uh ... well, maybe I should consider that this one just is not going to connect until about 3 AM, maybe.

Thanks for trying Paul.

Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.


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Message 27 of 1389 (716394)
01-15-2014 3:39 PM
Reply to: Message 26 by AZPaul3
01-15-2014 3:10 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
That commuter has the arms of a bear. They have 'bear arms'.

So it is the right to 'bear arms' that is being expressed here. Keeping and arming bears would look like


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Message 28 of 1389 (716396)
01-15-2014 4:56 PM
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01-15-2014 3:39 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
Just as long as that bear isn't texting everything is cool

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


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Message 29 of 1389 (716397)
01-15-2014 5:13 PM



  
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Message 30 of 1389 (716401)
01-15-2014 7:10 PM
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01-15-2014 11:30 AM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
If I recall correctly, Barack Obama was quick to publicly insist that his wife had a right to bare arms at the 1st round of inaugural balls.

Then I see the hilarious video of Fallon and Springstreet baring arms...

Edited by xongsmith, : On third thought...


- xongsmith, 5.7d

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