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Message 1081 of 1092 (864051)
10-06-2019 8:45 AM
Reply to: Message 1079 by Tangle
10-06-2019 4:51 AM


Tangle writes:

Better? Not convinced this new mobile friendly site is posting images correctly. Looks very odd in preview. To large and displaced to the right.

Couldn't reproduce the problem in Chrome, FF or ME. If you're already using one of those browsers then I need additional information to reproduce the problem, otherwise tell me what browser you're using.


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Message 1082 of 1092 (864057)
10-06-2019 12:38 PM
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10-06-2019 8:45 AM


It's Safari on an iPad. It's still showing the problem in my post. Your image looks ok - but small.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
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Message 1083 of 1092 (864058)
10-06-2019 1:19 PM
Reply to: Message 1082 by Tangle
10-06-2019 12:38 PM


Try putting [img=300,left] in the opening bracket and see if that helps.

It should size the thing and left justify. If too large/small decrease/increase the 300.


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Message 1084 of 1092 (864062)
10-06-2019 2:08 PM
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10-06-2019 1:19 PM


AZP writes:

Try putting img=300,left in the opening bracket and see if that helps.
It should size the thing and left justify. If too large/small decrease/increase the 300.in the opening bracket and see if that helps.
It should size the thing and left justify. If too large/small decrease/increase the 300.

That fixed it, thanks.

But I've never had to do that before. Also RAZDs image above is displaying the same large and off centre for me, is it for you?

Edited by Tangle, : No reason given.


Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.


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Message 1085 of 1092 (864064)
10-06-2019 2:38 PM
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10-06-2019 2:08 PM


Also RAZDs image above is displaying the same large and off centre for me, is it for you?

Yes, but he did that on purpose. He has a 600 size and not justified.

I try to size and justify with you smart phone folks in mind.

See my Message 1070 above. If I understand what you're going thru that display should work well for you.


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Message 1086 of 1092 (864068)
10-06-2019 2:50 PM
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10-06-2019 2:38 PM


AZP writes:

See my Message 1070 above. If I understand what you're going thru that display should work well for you.

Yes it's fine, but what I'm trying to say is that I've never needed to do that before.


Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.


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Message 1087 of 1092 (864074)
10-06-2019 3:31 PM
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10-06-2019 2:50 PM


You've stopped holding your pinkie finger up. Either that or Boris has gotten into your brain.

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Message 1088 of 1092 (864260)
10-09-2019 11:44 AM


the blind cowboy
A blind cowboy Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink and announces he has just heard the funniest blonde joke ever and wants to tell it.
The bartender get up close to him and say quietly,

"You can tell your joke cowboy but just know I am 6'2 blonde eyes of blue.
The bouncer is a blonde babe that outweighs you by 100 pounds,
There are two blonde female UFC fighters at the end of the bar."

The cowboys mulls it over and says "ya, your right missy, I not gonna tell muh joke after all.........I dont wanna have to explain it Four fuckin times!"


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 1089 of 1092 (864266)
10-09-2019 1:24 PM
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10-09-2019 11:44 AM


Re: the blind cowboy
I've never been much for blonde jokes. My ex-wife's best friend since high school is blonde. One day in a show of support, I responded to a blonde joke on TV with, "That's wrong. Blondes are not dumb, they're just light-headed." (referring to the light coloration)

She didn't get it.

Edited by dwise1, : Substituted a much better and uncensored word, "dumb". A twofer!


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Message 1090 of 1092 (864271)
10-09-2019 2:12 PM
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10-09-2019 1:24 PM


Re: the blind cowboy
Sweet double entendre!

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 1091 of 1092 (864291)
10-09-2019 7:55 PM
Reply to: Message 1082 by Tangle
10-06-2019 12:38 PM


Tangle writes:

It's Safari on an iPad. It's still showing the problem in my post.

If you mean that your image looks huge and displaced to the right when the message is previewed on an iPad, I tried to reproduce the problem on my iPhone using just [img] instead of [img=300,left], which I think was a later edit. The image didn't look huge to me, but I did notice the displacement to the far right, which is wrong. I'm working on a couple things having to do with images right now, and I'll try to take a closer look at this issue at the same time.

Your image looks ok - but small.

I think I used a width of 100, just to save space.


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Message 1092 of 1092 (864398)
10-11-2019 3:37 AM


Van full of Monkeys

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