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RAZD
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Message 1186 of 1219 (874173)
03-26-2020 9:57 AM


Liquor sales rise ...

Fowl Language Comics - by Brian Gordon

Unfortunately my chemo conflicts with alcohol consumption. They already give me mind-bending headaches (look up cluster headaches) usually late evening ... preventing normal sleep hours.

Cluster Headache - Symptoms, Causes, and Treatment

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Message 1187 of 1219 (874174)
03-26-2020 10:00 AM
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03-26-2020 9:57 AM


We're supposed to close non-essential businesses here. I noticed liquor stores are still operating. But, yeah, stuck at home for weeks (if not months) with the spouse and kid? You better believe liquor stores are an essential business!

But [Frederick] Douglass was not gone; he was merely dead. -- David W. Blight

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Message 1188 of 1219 (874217)
03-26-2020 6:26 PM


Advice for Inner Peace
A friend just posted this on Facebook:

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Here's something hilarious that someone posted on my Nextdoor site:

Heard some advice on the radio last night, it said to have inner peace, that we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things that I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Whiskey, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piis. An telum u luvum. And two al bee hapee wilst in de instalation.


  
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Message 1189 of 1219 (874258)
03-27-2020 5:19 PM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


  
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Message 1190 of 1219 (874382)
03-30-2020 4:39 PM


Maybe Not So Humor

Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.

  
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Message 1191 of 1219 (874471)
04-03-2020 1:43 AM


Scientist Defines RHZ For Exoplanets
Defining the Really Habitable Zone

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Until now, though, little work has been devoted to deciding which of the potentially habitable planets might actually be worth existing on. To this end, we present the Really Habitable Zone (RHZ), defined as the region around a star where acceptable gins and tonic are likely to be abundant.

We suggest that planets in the Really Habitable Zone be early targets for the JWST, because by the time that thing finally launches we're all going to need a drink.



Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.

  
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Message 1192 of 1219 (874722)
04-08-2020 2:36 PM



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Message 1193 of 1219 (874774)
04-09-2020 1:13 PM
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04-08-2020 2:36 PM



Floating around Facebook

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HappyEvilEel-size_restricted.gif

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Message 1194 of 1219 (874776)
04-09-2020 2:39 PM
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ew.com (Entertainment) reports that the number given for the organization to fight “rampant dumbf—ery,” United to Defeat Untruthful Misinformation And Support Science (UDUMASS) leads to “Santa’s Naughty or Nice Hotline.”

Myself, I started out trying to see if that number spelled something, but those zeros killed that possibility.


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Message 1195 of 1219 (874777)
04-09-2020 2:40 PM
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04-09-2020 1:13 PM


Re: :eek:
Yes, it's a hoot and a half. But is has you playing with your face mask which is a safety violation.

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Message 1196 of 1219 (874780)
04-09-2020 3:10 PM
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04-09-2020 2:40 PM


Trump Virus = No Fun.
Can't go out to the pub.
Can't go out to eat.
Can't leave home.
Can't play with my mask.
This Trump virus is just no fun at all.

Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.

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Message 1197 of 1219 (874856)
04-11-2020 5:45 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


  
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Message 1198 of 1219 (874903)
04-11-2020 5:43 PM


Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

  
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Message 1199 of 1219 (874958)
04-12-2020 8:07 AM


Tom the Dancing Bug
Tom the Dancing Bug
By Ruben Bolling

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 10, 2020 | GoComics.com

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Message 1200 of 1219 (874959)
04-12-2020 8:13 AM
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04-12-2020 8:07 AM


Lalo Alcaraz for April 09, 2020
Lalo Alcaraz for April 09, 2020

Lalo Alcaraz by Lalo Alcaraz for April 09, 2020 | GoComics.com

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