We're supposed to close non-essential businesses here. I noticed liquor stores are still operating. But, yeah, stuck at home for weeks (if not months) with the spouse and kid? You better believe liquor stores are an essential business!
But [Frederick] Douglass was not gone; he was merely dead. -- David W. Blight
quote:Here's something hilarious that someone posted on my Nextdoor site:
Heard some advice on the radio last night, it said to have inner peace, that we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things that I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Whiskey, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piis. An telum u luvum. And two al bee hapee wilst in de instalation.
quote:Until now, though, little work has been devoted to deciding which of the potentially habitable planets might actually be worth existing on. To this end, we present the Really Habitable Zone (RHZ), defined as the region around a star where acceptable gins and tonic are likely to be abundant.
We suggest that planets in the Really Habitable Zone be early targets for the JWST, because by the time that thing finally launches we're all going to need a drink.
ew.com (Entertainment) reports that the number given for the organization to fight “rampant dumbf—ery,” United to Defeat Untruthful Misinformation And Support Science (UDUMASS) leads to “Santa’s Naughty or Nice Hotline.”
Myself, I started out trying to see if that number spelled something, but those zeros killed that possibility.