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God asks Bush, what do you believe in?
Bush replies, “ I believe in a free economy, a strong America, the American Nation, the rule of God and the law.”
God is impressed with Bush and says “Well, come sit in the chair on my right.”
God then goes over to Obama and asks him “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, I believe in Democracy, helping the poor, world peace and doing right to all men without fear or favour.”
God is really impressed with Obama and says, “ Very good, come sit in the chair to my left.”
Finally God turns to Trump. ”What do you believe in Donald?”
Trump replies “I believe that you are sitting in my chair, you're fired!”
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.
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When you're a little older, you slip and fall on the ice and you say, "Hey, that's fun!" and you do it again on purpose.
When you get a little older, say pre-teen, you slip and fall on the ice and you're embarassed. You look around to see if anybody noticed.
When you get a little older, you slip and fall on the ice and you're angry. "Why doesn't somebody put some salt on that?"
When you get old, you slip and fall on the ice and before you get up you stop and check whether anything is broken. Do you have any new aches and pains that you didn't have five minutes ago?
You don't get any older than that.
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