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Message 13 of 603 (717816)
02-01-2014 9:02 PM
Reply to: Message 10 by Coragyps
02-01-2014 12:02 PM


Re: Fake Plastic Snow
quote:
The Blood of Jesus Christ is MORE powerful than chemtrails, so I also pray for the protection of HIS Blood over my city and area.
Holy shit, Doc!
Hold on there, Coragyps. You know she's right, don't you? Them chemtrails are down right poisonous. OK, the white stuff is just water vapor, the precipitate. But what poisonous chemicals spewing from the engine is the seed for the precipitation?
If you had this stuff pointed into your bedroom you would die. OK, so you die because your house just got blown away with you in it but analogies are not always perfect.
The point is they are spewing poisons into our atmosphere in order to make money! I can understand why she would see Satan in this, after all he is a republican.
Now if indeed the blood of Jesus can affect this poison then I'm all for gutting the guy and ... I guess fly his blood up there and spray it around. Use one of those B-52s with the 8 engines so you can start up real high and cover more area.
I would suggest somewhere in the bible belt. Maybe along the Red River. Some gets in Oklahoma and some in Texas. If some gets in the river, hey, it's already red so no one will notice.
You're not far from that area as I recall, unless you have to drive or walk. Anyway, with a bit of a breeze and some luck you could wind up with some god corpuscles in your yard.

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Message 19 of 603 (719726)
02-17-2014 6:51 AM
Reply to: Message 17 by roxrkool
02-16-2014 11:38 PM


Re: Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?
Or the greatest hoax on the internet.
Read again the site's title then look at their page banner.
The articles on atheism and on evolution are exceptional.
Some of my favorites are here and here.
Very well done indeed.
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Message 47 of 603 (725638)
04-29-2014 11:31 PM
Reply to: Message 46 by Omnivorous
04-29-2014 9:07 PM


Re: Just answer the question.
Oh the fun a mischievous lad could have with a pocketful of stickers in that state!
Why was I thinking the same thing?
The temptation is sooo strong.
I wonder if the Governor's office door is wood or glass.

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Message 155 of 603 (746817)
01-10-2015 6:49 AM
Reply to: Message 154 by dwise1
01-09-2015 8:38 PM


Fence
... flooded with Canadians ...
That's because you don't have a fence on the border to keep them out.
Down here in Arizona we do have a fence, well ... part of one anyway, and our Sears sales get very few Canadians.
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AZPaul3
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Message 162 of 603 (746895)
01-10-2015 5:16 PM
Reply to: Message 159 by ringo
01-10-2015 11:08 AM


Re: Fence
We'll just build a snow ramp on our side and jump it with our snowmobiles.
Wow! You all really really like Sears!

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Message 168 of 603 (747415)
01-15-2015 10:37 AM
Reply to: Message 165 by caffeine
01-15-2015 7:28 AM


Re: Loonies Unlimited
These guys are going to provide us with more loonies than we can count.
Yup, a Climate Change Denier Will Oversee NASA. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
This seems to be a theme.
Yes, this does seem to be a world-wide phenomenon. Humanity will reap its reward and it will not be pretty.

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Message 189 of 603 (750636)
02-19-2015 4:50 PM


"Big Paleo and the Museum Industrial Complex"?
Oh, come on. This has got to be a Poe!
If it isn't then we should all be afraid ... very afraid!
No. I'm sorry. I'm not buying into it. The site is new and all the blogs are dated the same. This charlatan has found herself a niche of fame and is milking it.
Let us pray:
Ohgod, please let this be a Poe. Please let this be fake. Please let this be a den of gullibility, a charlatan in her lair. For if it is real, if such is the depth of human intellect, then it is time for another flud! Ramen.

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Message 195 of 603 (750822)
02-22-2015 11:16 PM
Reply to: Message 194 by Dr Adequate
02-22-2015 10:51 PM


Re: can we nominate a group?
This is, so far as I can see, the actual rationale for the law.
I think that is just the excuse. Experts are always biased toward reality so that's not really a good reason. The actual reason for the law is to keep those expert views on reality from fuckin up the gravy train. Republicans cannot sit idly by while these experts' realities poke holes in the trillion $$ flood flowing to the 1%. Those folks are the ones that bought the seats in which the republicans sit. Gotta protect that campaign war chest.

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Message 205 of 603 (751072)
02-26-2015 8:11 PM
Reply to: Message 204 by Omnivorous
02-26-2015 6:22 PM


Re: Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri
The Virginia House of Delegates voted two weeks ago to require women seeking abortions to undergo intravaginal ultrasounds: they know where the fetus is.
He was more likely contemplating that bit of government-mandated instrumental rape than any shortcoming of telemedicine.
Was he? Maybe it was a situation where his conservative colleagues who may have an inkling about how this stuff works, in theory, told him the ultrasound bill was against liberal feminist women and was in favor of god so he said "OK" without any understanding at all.
But, then, you might be right.
Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.

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Message 208 of 603 (751081)
02-27-2015 12:02 AM
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02-26-2015 10:38 PM


Re: Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri
Though I may have overestimated the intellect.

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Message 252 of 603 (753643)
03-21-2015 11:26 AM


Needs clarification
If Charleston and Savannah both get the presidential nuke then does that mean they would be exempt from the Presidential Edict on mandatory voting? I mean the voters would be dead and neither of these places are even close to Chicago. Can someone clarify for me, please?

  
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Message 261 of 603 (754491)
03-27-2015 8:35 AM
Reply to: Message 260 by Dr Adequate
03-27-2015 3:00 AM


Re: Michael Sibley
So basically like a public service announcement...
Well, thank you, Mr. Sibley. I appreciate your patriotism in bringing this problem to the people's attention. I wish more patriots would do the same thing in other communities. Not only would this increase the public's awareness of the dangers, but we could get a lot of patriots off the streets and into jails.
However, Dr. A., that bunny rabbit comment was in extremely poor taste. You do know that Muslims don't do Easter, right? It's against their religion and forcing this Christian symbol on them is insensitive to their feelings ... even when you pet them.
I wonder if the Koran says anything about chocolate? I suppose, like the rest of us, they'd start with the ears first.

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Message 272 of 603 (761762)
07-05-2015 9:00 AM
Reply to: Message 270 by Phat
07-05-2015 8:25 AM


Re: A Good Week For Loonies
Boiling water that has contaminates already in it will concentrate those contaminates as the water steams away. So if your water is already poisonous then boiling it will make it more poisonous. The "re-boiling" stuff is superfluous because allowing water to cool in between boilings makes your poisonous water, already concentrated to a more poisonous state, just a bit more poisonous as the contaminates become even more concentrated. Adding less poisonous water to the concentrated poisonous water will make the contaminates less concentrated and less poisonous until you boil that batch down to desired poisonous levels.
Kinda like reducing spaghetti sauce through simmering for hours boils away the water concentrating the flavors to a delectable state unless you're really bad at making spaghetti sauces at which point you will have concentrated ick.

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Message 278 of 603 (761784)
07-05-2015 6:25 PM
Reply to: Message 274 by Coragyps
07-05-2015 10:17 AM


Re: A Good Week For Loonies
Boiling water does kill most of the bacteria in it.
I'm not sure this practice of genocide against entire populations of organisms is considered ethical these days. We frown on these practices against humans, rain forests, sperm whales and the like. Bacteria are so small they seem insignificant in our minds but they do serve a useful purpose on this planet.
Consider: if you kill these bacteria then your immune system has nothing to strengthen your defenses against leaving you weak and vulnerable to subsequent infestations.
Also, the act of boiling destroys the bacteria most thoroughly leaving your water a soup of rended cell walls, partially disintegrated DNA and RNA chains, the trash of demolished cellular organelles and partially denatured protoplasm. Doesn't sound healthy to me. As one of the articles asked, would you buy a bottled water with these ingredients listed?
Though that does raise the question of whether drinking a pint of such water would count as 1 protein unit on your diet plan.
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Message 288 of 603 (774389)
12-17-2015 2:44 AM
Reply to: Message 287 by Dr Adequate
12-16-2015 11:25 PM


Re: More Antivaxxers
Good god. Crazy.
It's not halal anymore. During the preparation of the vaccine the halal is turned into kosher by removal of the 3,2,iso-methol group. Simple chemistry.

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