Where should there be "The right to refuse service"?

I'm with you 100% Faith, this illustration should help the god-damn heathens imagine a world of godly goodness, peace, and love . . .

You tell 'em girl! I'm completely with you Faith. God's will HAS to be followed to the letter.For example, just the other day, I noticed my slave had on new leather shoes. Pretty suspicious, right? I was gonna let it go, but noticed the shoe strings. They were pretty shiny. A little too shiny, ya know. So afterwards, I had the chance to snip a small piece off and send it to the lab for analysis. Sure enough, cotton/polyester blend!!! SWEET BABY JESUS!Sooo, what else could I do? I beat my slave bad. Real bad. I was in ecstasy doing the lord's work. god MUST have been real pleased with the amount of blood and terror I created. To tell the truth, it was so violent, I almost climaxed myself. Pure rapture.Good god Faith, I'm exactly like you, I just love carrying out the lord's will.Yep, it IS pretty obvious.

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Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property. Exodus 21:20-21

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Right on girl!You know Faith, I've been thinking how lucky we are. We both have exactly the same mindset when it comes to our god of the bible. Whether the subject is gay-marriage, textile blends, seafood prohibitions, rules for slave-beatings, . . . the three of us concur 100%.For example, when god punished the wicked world during the world flood a few thousand years ago, a lot of wicked children and toddlers must have died horrifically. I mean, don't get me wrong, those evil infants DID deserve to die excruciatingly. So we just HAVE to rejoice in their horrific deaths and in the goodness and forgiveness of a gentle and loving god. Am I right?And even though the world wasn't very populated back then, there still must have been tens-of-thousands of the little tikes struggling in agony for their last breathes. Gosh it sounds so, . . . so, . . . so exciting. So righteous. Goodness, I'm blushing inside. Some frightened kids may have even been fortunate to watch their own family members die before themselves. Glory to our god of the bible! I love it. Love. It. I just can't imagine anything so horrifying as believing your breath is the very last one. But again, those heathen babies completely deserved it.So, what I mean by us being lucky is, . . . that both of our sick, monstrous, mentally-retarded, sociopathic brains just happen, JUST HAPPEN to coincide with the will of god of our bible. What a great coincidence for us, right?! Am I right?!Okay, gotta go, I think I might've spotted cray-fish remains in the trash at home. Looks like I gotta another session of whoop-ass with my slave.Keep the faith Faith!

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Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property. Exodus 21:20-21

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"Corrected?"Ermmm, . . . for one thing, I don't think you ever "corrected" this extremely level-headed and fair-minded "rules-for-beating-slaves" pronouncement. Which post would that be? Be specific.Second, why in the world would YOU or any theologian have to correct god's inspired writings? God's pronouncement is quite clear: it is okay to beat your slave as long as you don't kill him quickly. What is there to correct? Unlike god's very vague and repeated pronouncement of selling all your possesions and giving it to the poor, how could it be any clearer?Maybe the "rules-for-beating-slaves" pronouncement has gone out of style with the current secular and little-of-faith crowd of today, but surely YOU do think "rules-for-beating-slaves" was a quite moral and ethical direction in the old testament days, right? I mean it was just recently that even we had a "beat-the-slave-night" on Wednesdays eve (then just recently turning into Yahtzee-night).Goodness Faith, maybe you don't have the faith in god I thought you had. Maybe you are a slad-bar-christian (you weren't even up on god's important laws of usury, were you?). God will be gravely disappointed in you. Before you lay your head on your pillow tonight, you better plead with god to forgive your lack of faith in his clear directions. If you don't and you should die in your sleep tonight, you WILL surely go to hell.Faith, I would be quite worried if I were you. Our god is a smiting-god, remember all the evil babies god personally drowned in the flood (Ha, I still get a jolly kick out of that, our god, what a jokester!), and right now you have angered him.Watch out for the wrath Faith, watch out for the wrath!

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If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Matthew 19:21

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Sell your possessions and give to those in need. This will store up treasure for you in heaven! Luke 12:33

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(If there are any christians out there, you SHOULD be really embarrassed to have Faith on your team)

Swasticakes. Sweet tribalism on the outside, wholesome random beatings on the inside.

Too true. The patience and respect some members give to messages of hateful, hypocritical, retardation is far beyond anything I would or could ever muster. Well, you may be correct about one hateful retard not sinking society. But what about 50,000,000-300,000,000? Currently, the majority of americans support torture, random drone assassinations that murder children, and endless military solutions that target non-white, non-christian populations. Horrifically, I think Faith's hateful discrimination toward "other" people accurately epitomizes the american citizen.

Hi NN, Some days, I'm not even sure I am on my side. If I use election results as a guide, I would say I am in a very small minority of americans who think similarly: 5%?(Which might explain why billions of people on this forum often think I write in hyperbole.)

I am using election results as a loose guide. Granted, only about 50% of americans bother to vote, so I am not being very accurate.What percentage would you cite and from what source would you use?

Or was this a joke about my hyperbole.

Yuuup . . .

I'm with you 100% Faith, it's impossible to HONESTLY discredit god or the bible . . .I was just telling your exact sentiment to my slave the other day when I was beating him, his wife, and children. (Wow, was there ever loud wailing and blood.) But I was real careful to stay within god's loving guidelines, . . . nobody died DIRECTLY or QUICKLY from the beatings.And why would anybody even care? As godly morally pronounced (see below), slaves are just property, so what's the big deal?

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Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a DIRECT result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property. Exodus 21:20-21

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The typical, ordinary, every-day, hum-drum beating of a slave to its eventual death simply isn't comparable to the very mortal and hell-bound sin of decorating a cake for a homosexual couple.Non-christians will never get this Faith, why waste our breaths?