And some clay, to help clean out my intestines.
Intestines are self cleansing. Detoxifiers and intestine cleansers are snake oil. If you want to assist take fiber supplements. There is no scientific evidence(yeah I know that means nothing to you) that any of these cleansers or detoxifiers do a damn thing.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?